Monday, January 7, 2013

Nope! Not Gonna Do It!

I'm really behind this week's Monday Listicle topic and I'm guessing you will be too...in your own way of course. With all the resolutions and inspirational crap floating around, it feels really really good to tell the list to stick it! For once, being a stick in the mud is widely celebrated!
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 10 Things I Have No Intention of Changing in 2013...FABULOUS topic this week, Stasha!



So, just DO IT! Make your list and link up. I want to see where your mule is going to show out, what you're sticking and where!

As for me? Here is my list of
 10 Things I Have No Intention of Changing in 2013...

1. My obscene grammatical atrocities and gross over abundance of typos. I might try to correct this but I'm pretty sure it aint gonna happen.

2. The number of hours I sit and watch TV. I average an hour, maybe two, in a week.

3. My pant size. I currently have two sizes of jeans in my closet. I will not change that. If needed, I will buy a belt (read: I'm not gonna gain more weight)

4. My sex drive *rawr*

5. The amount of laughter in our house. It is unmeasurable at this point. I'm good with that.

6. Teenage angst that permeates our home. This is on the list because I am no fool. I know better than to think I will affect any significant change in this infection. Instead, I am grabbing a surf board and riding the wave with a spill proof wine glass and stash of Xanax.

7. My freakish need to clean and organize. That shit needs to be done! We might have Big Foot living in our basement. It could happen! You haven't seen the basement.

8. The refusal to share my pillows and the severe consequences that will be dealt to the soon to be suffocating offender. Do not judge! My pillows are sacred. This is not a euphemism, by the way. DO NOT STEAL MY PILLOWS!

9. My ability to fit the mold. My cervix is oddly shaped (the doc said the strangest she had ever seen), my brain unquestionably warped, and my sense of humor so far from PC it is not even in the English Alphabet.

10. See number 9


22 comments:

Button said...

Glad to hear I'm not the only one who is passionate about their pillows. :)

becca said...

good for you for not changing everything I like your sense of humor and well pillows are sacred and should never be shared

Angelwithatwist said...

Yeah when Gene goes to bed before me he will steal my pillow. Not a good idea. I like my pillows COLD when I go to bed, not man warm cause he is like a human furnace. Since you are enjoying teen angst so much I will send you my 16 year old.. just sayin, you can try him on for size and see how much xanax and wine he will make you need. Of course for you he would be an angel, ya know cause you are not me..

carissajade said...

Love this list! I would make one, but I think I need to change EVERYTHING at this point. Especially cleaning and organizing. I need to do that all over the place.

Rory Bore said...

Oh ggggrrrr Yes - back off my pillows! Hubby has stopped outright stealing it --- but now he stretches his arm out Under my pillow, thereby creating this odd raise to it and I end up with a sore neck. gggrrr

I have to admit, a freakish need to organize has come over me this year too. Not sure if I will stamp it down, or just go with it.

Diane said...

So good to know I'm not the only one so passionate about NOT sharing my pillows. Keep ya hand off my pillows! And I'm going to join you on number 6. Where can I find a good surf board?

Anonymous said...

Pillow schmillow. ~B2

in the coop said...

It is cracking me up that everyone is with you on the pillow thing. While I understand it, I'm much more passionate about the sex drive. :)
See you on the teenage wave!

Just A Normal Mom said...

Nobody better touch my pillows. Any of them, because I have multiple depending on what state of stupid my neck is in. It is fun to list what we're not changing!

elzimmy said...

I need to work on #5 - we don't have nearly enough of that in our house. I suspect that it has to do with all the teenage hormones and dramatics. Those are super fun.

Carrie Rambles said...

If I knew how to fix the stupid email thingy I would (in response to your little thingy above this comment box)

#9 I'm shocked that I didn't already know you had an odd cervix :)

Azara said...

This whole post was awesome-sauce from beginning to end. That stick in the mud picture is priceless.

High-five for misfits everywhere! You know it's bad when the doctor tells you you're special. I went to a foot guy once and when he did my gait analysis, he burst out laughing and told me I had the flattest feet he had ever seen, before he regained his professional composure.

The Bonny Bard said...

With an oddly shaped cervix you cannot possibly be expected to fit the mold!

Stephanie Sprenger said...

Such a great list- way to mix things up! I am so consumed with six year old sass and toddler tantrums that I cannot even wrap my head around teenage angst. You keep that spill-proof wine glass handy, lady! Thanks for some laughs today!

Kim@Co-Pilot Mom said...

Love your #5 - that is so wonderful. Laughter is so important!

Kate Hall said...

LOL! You always have great lists. I'm totally with you on #1. My grammar sucks. I wouldn't even know if it was wrong.

Robbie K said...

I am a pillow hog too. Nuthin better get between me and my pillows!

Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms said...

#6 and #9 are the best!! I have a daughter who turns 14 on Saturday and an almost 16 year old---it's getting crazy up in here. Great list. Erin

Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms said...

Loved #6 and #9. Completely living a similar life. We will have to meet for wine. Red only for me please. ; ) Erin

Christine said...

haha! I love your list!! Long live grammatical erros and typos!! And laughter and pillows.

Stasha said...

I am only dangerous if someone ( read husband) snatches or even worse, swaps my pillow for his!!! You are one in a million, cervix and all :)

Stacie @ Snaps and Bits said...

Unmeasurable laughter - perfect! I'm pillow picky too ;)