Monday, January 14, 2013

Irishman's Top 10 Movie Quotes

I know you visit for my outlandish snippets into the life I live as I muddle through the Dumbassitis affliction. Usually real life is so much crazier than anything you would find in a book or on the big picture screen so I stick to what I know. Today's Monday Listicles topic happens to be Top 10 Favorite Movie quotes. Awwww yeah! My big cinema nerd friends, push up your spectacles and grab a chair and share YOUR favorite movie quotes!


And because I rarely watch TV and almost never remember what day of the week it is let alone a quote from a movie, I have enlisted Irishman for this week's list (**which means curse words are involved. Profanity is funny**).  I give you

1. "It's not a purse, its a satchel. Indian Jones wears one." - The Hangover

2. "Jones, if you don't get your sorry ass our into that street, I'm gonna kick your ass right off this fucking planet." -Heartbreak Ridge

3. "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown spot on the sheet." -Full Metal Jacket

4. "Should we bury him Josey? Nope, the worms and bugs gotta eat too." - The Outlaw Josey Wales

5. "You, sir, are a cowardly sombitch. You just shot an unarmed man."  "Well, maybe he shoulda armed himself if'n he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend." -Unforgiven

6. "What a glorious rainbow! Do me on it!" -Anchorman

7. "60% of the time, it works EVERY time." -Anchorman

8. "Lots of guys go to college for 7 years!" "Yea, they're called doctors!" - Tommy Boy

9. "I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot to the baby maker." -Anchorman

10. "Somewhere our best friend could be lying in a ditch, with some meth-head butt-fucking his corpse!" -The Hangover



Your Turn!

18 comments:

carissajade said...

Love it! I quote Anchorman at least once a day,. Pretty much the only quotes I can remember are from Will Ferrell characters.

Coffeypot said...

The one that comes to mind every time I strap myself in my truck is, "I feel the need...the need for speed." from Top Gun. Then I pull into the street and a jogger passes me due to the traffic. The people in the traffic just will not let me be me. Can you say ROAD RAGE???

Anonymous said...

I tell my boys I'm gonna kick their ass off the fucking planet all the time!

My favorite movie quote

"NO WAY, NO WAY! You came from my loins, first thing I'm gonna do when I get home, is punch your mamma in the mouth! "
Sheriff Buford T. Justice Smokey and the Bandit!

Shine on!

Donna George said...

I can quote most every line from Stepbrothers. Funniest movie ever made.

Bee said...

And here I ended up listing my favorite Liz Lemon quotes because I wanted to be family friendly! LOVE the Hangover -- so many great quotes.

Your Doctor's Wife said...

How sad is this... (with the exception of "Hangover") I haven't seen any of these movies!!!
Pitiful. :(

Stacey said...

Sadly, Tommy Boy is the only one that was even familiar. Man I need to get out more!

becca said...

mine is from POTC Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?!

Angelwithatwist said...

See I never got or watched any of those movies. It has to be a male thing.. Just has to be. Although I am sure my two oldest could tell you which one they came from immediately. Wait I watched smokey and the bandit.. and Josey Wales one MOOONS ago

Just A Normal Mom said...

Anchorman and Hangover are definitely quotables :)

Azara said...

The Hangover has some seriously funny material to pick from - love it!

AudreyN said...

Ha ha ha great list!!! Love Anchorman! And the Hangover :) And profanity makes it funnier for sure!

Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms said...

I love this one: "8. "Lots of guys go to college for 7 years!" "Yea, they're called doctors!" - Tommy Boy" Thank goodness someone quoted Tommy Boy! Disaster averted!

Tell Irishman he rocks a good movie quote list. Can never have too much Anchorman. Ellen

Lori said...

Ya, ummm, this is a guy movie quote list. Sorry but I hated Unforgiven...like, really hated that I spent money to see it...didn't much like Anchorman either...I wrote a chick flick list - couldn't be more opposite to this list...But, I am part Irish. I love the Irish. Go Irishman!!

MiMi said...

Tommy Boy!!! FTW!!

Jessica B said...

Anchorman, Hangover... hilarious. In fact, my whole post was Anchorman quotes. ANYTHING Will Ferrell I tend to be able to quote no problem whatsoever. These were great. :)

Stasha said...

Well then Mr. Irishman!! Awesomesauce! I really must watch Hangovers again.

Heather! said...

My favorite from the Hangover: "I'm a stay-at-home son."

Makes me giggle.