Friday, January 4, 2013

A Sasquatch, Fire and Wrestling - Confession Time

I'd tell you to grab the wine, even if it is the box kind, and jump into the hot tub for some good old fashion Friday Confessional. HOWEVER, not only do I not have any wine to bring to the party myself but I would closely resemble a sasquatch in a bathing suit at the moment. Climbing into a hot tub with witnesses wouldn't be the most polite thing I've done but what do I care..heh..plus the hot tub is broken and its 20 degrees. Your call...

I suppose a warm blanket, possibly the electric kind if you have it, and a bottle of vodka would work just as well. Pants are optional here.


Aubrey at High-Heeled Love has taken over hosting the confessionals. It really is worth linking up. Find some new reading material, judge some people, realize you really are normal, superior, funnier, more sane, frumpier or lead a more exciting life. Whatever it is you're after, you will for sure find some laughs and realize I suffer from a severe case of Dumbassistis. Without further stalling, let us begin our Confessional Schmeshional stuff...

I Confess...
I am covered in cat snot. We should've named devil kitty, Sneezey. I've never seen an animal allergic to boys the way this one is. Naturally its the boys, so please don't point out there are girls in the house as well. 

I Confess...
I was body slammed by a driveway this week. It wasn't pretty.

I Confess...
I could hear Lil Duck laughing from inside the car as I was sliding down said driveway. It actually made getting up a little easier.   

I Confess...
I COMPLETELY forgot to attend a chocolate party. Seriously! No Joke! Don't you hate me? I do. I can't believe it either. Chocolate martini's...truffles...desserts... I'm pretty sure I hit my head when I was body slammed by the above mentioned driveway. Completely scrambled the mandoolaoblongotta amnesia triangle of my brainage. 

I Confess...
If I made resolutions it would be to lose 12 pounds before April. To suggest to myself that I drop 15 seems too daunting and quite honestly I don't care WHAT the number is. I just want significantly less jiggle when I body slam concrete. 

I Confess...
I thought someone was hiding in my oven snapping pictures. Gnomes and trolls and leprechauns are real, ya know. Turns out the food boiled over and caught fire. Heh...maybe I should limit my wine consumption while cooking.  
 

Okay....you're turn. Help me feel normal. It can be your charity contribution for the month. Confess, post and link it! I will be waiting...
 

9 comments:

Aubrey S. said...

Wow...you really must have hit your heard when you fell. Missing a chocolate party is kind of unacceptable.

Thanks for linking up with Friday Confessional and for the shoutout....I don't think that I'm permanently taking over the party. I'm just going to keep it going until Mamarazzi gets back, however long that may be.

Have a fabulous weekend.

Lauren E said...

I could never hate you, but I do think that a serious head injury would be the only thing that would keep me away from a chocolate party. Why have none of my friends around here ever had one of those??

I hope you have recovered from the driveway bodyslammage. Ouch.

And thank you for expanding my horizons and telling me about this. I LOVE CONFESSIONS.

Carrie Rambles said...

Vodka, rum, wine....whatever works. I'm still laughing about the oven :)

Coffeypot said...

I would think that it was all that giggle that kept you from getting seriously hurt on the body slam. Extra padding, kinda like a football player.

Angelwithatwist said...

You get bodyslammed by a driveway. I got body slammed by my cat this afternoon. I am still sore from him holding me captive so he could nap.. seriously. I have some mixed drinks in the fridge and a bottle of Jack and Jim that are about 35 years old will those work. Oh got my email thing fixed. I had to make a new email account that was not connected to my G+.. grrrr

Rochelle@AFamilyofLooneys said...

I know if I went sliding down the driveway my husband would be rolling on the floor laughing at me. But then again I would do the same to him :-) So I can imagine how Lil Duck thought it was funny.
I know how you feel about losing weight. I have to do that myself. Hope you are having a good weekend.

Kim @ This Belle Rocks said...

Yay, I found you, Ducky! And I LOVE your blog! I may have to try this Friday Confessionals thing - except I'm not as anonymous as I used to be, so I keep it pretty boring.

bill lisleman said...

There is a good body slamming theme going here. Not wrong with taking that extra slide to entertain your lil duck.

Babes Mami said...

I want to go to a chocolate party! Also, this is the first I'm hearing of your driveway smackdown, are you recovered?