Wednesday, January 30, 2013

7 Things Happy People Say


You have the right words within you to make every day a happy one.
 It's Hump Day...Life Is Good.

7 Things Happy People Say:

1. SWEET! The batteries from the kids xBox controllers will fit in my vibrator


2. "Hello Merry Maids?"...


3. I do solemnly swear and declare I will NOT  be sorting, matching and folding this pile. 
We are buying NEW socks!

4. I am beautiful and...damnit! People LIKE me!

5. NOT IT!
 (when realizing there is cat poop on the carpet,
 the dog got sprayed by a skunk, the trash has to go out 
and its raining ice shards, the dishes are 
overflowing and/or its time to clean the garage)


6. Today is going to be a great day! 
The liquor cabinet is fully stocked and I have no need to wear pants.


7.  .........................(<--nothing because="" br="" busy="" napping="" re="" too="" you="">


14 comments:

Leiah said...

Smartest decision I ever made - sock bucket. All socks go into one large, tub. You need a pair of socks? Sock bucket. Pick a sock, any sock, then find its mate. You can even look at it as an educational game - 'Memory' anyone?

Angelwithatwist said...

BWhahahah ummm do you not remember my post not too long ago about my sock basket.. Umm yeah. so with ya. I am in desperate need of a no pants day. Would have had one today had I not been called to babysit the grandbaby over night because baby mama family refusing to help her.. again.. sighs.. but we are the assholes.mmm yeah sure thing. Rolls eyes..

Anonymous said...

How did "Bacon is ready" not make the list?

Shine on!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Oh socks they are the devil .. hehe

You rock it cher :)

bill lisleman said...

you play tag with those tasks?
I was never good at tag.
"time to clean the garage" ?? Our garage did not come with calendar or clock.

Coffeypot said...

No.3 I fixed. I only buy three color socks, Grey, White and Black. And they are all the same make. That way, I don't have a problem pairing them up when I do my laundry.
Brilliant, I know.
But do you expect less from me?

My Half Assed Life said...

I hate socks. I want the sock bucket.

I always figured if I had a vibrator the battery swap would go the other way.

Momma Fargo said...

Haha! Love it! I find my dryer east socks regularly and I have no choice but to buy new socks. Like today...five pair. Bugger! Pisses me off! LOL

Anonymous said...

I call bullshit on the "not it" comment!!!! You can't do that via blog!!! Lol. ~B2

J-Tony said...

We have that same pile of socks, mostly because the DW has the same thought. Let's just buy new ones.

The Random Blogette said...

Socks give me freaking migraines. The bottom of my laundry basket is full of single socks.

Just A Normal Mom said...

#2 is desperately missing from my life... and my budget.

Azara said...

Days where you don't have to wear pants are the best! And #2 - oh yeah! Happy times are here.

Babes Mami said...

I have several missing matches that I moved with us just on the off chance that they would show up in the moving process. Now? I have even more.