You have the right words within you to make every day a happy one.
It's Hump Day...Life Is Good.
7 Things Happy People Say:
1. SWEET! The batteries from the kids xBox controllers will fit in my vibrator
2. "Hello Merry Maids?"...
3. I do solemnly swear
and declare I will NOT be sorting, matching and folding this pile.
We are buying NEW socks!
4. I am beautiful and...damnit! People LIKE me!
5. NOT IT!
(when realizing there is cat poop on the carpet,
the dog got sprayed by a skunk, the trash has to go out
and its raining ice shards, the dishes are
overflowing and/or its time to clean the garage)
6. Today is going to be a great day!
The liquor cabinet is fully stocked and I have no need to wear pants.
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