Monday, December 31, 2012

A Peek At The Duck Twat

So it's Monday...and a holiday Monday at that. Are you working? I'm not. Don't hate. My kid got me up at 5am. She went back to sleep but I didn't. So yeah...that makes us even.

In true Monday Listicle style Stasha and her hoards of followers have come up with a couple of topics for this week. Evidently its a multiple choice day and frankly those give me the sweats. I always get confused and second, third and c guess myself. So I just closed my eyes and pointed.

Friday, December 28, 2012 - Never Pay Full Price

Are you a shopaholic? Or maybe you prefer the title of "Ultimate Coupon Diva". In the spirit of full disclosure....I SUCK at using coupons. I never have them when I need them, or I do and they expired three months ago. The best I manage is to save on gas with my grocery store card.

However, I do believe if I shift gears just a tad and start completing my shopping online I could reach Savings SuperStar Status in no time! Especially with

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Body Wrap Kits - Giveaway

Surely you've heard about this crazy wrap thing going on! Wrapping site specific and in the privacy of your own home with an all natural botanical based cloth woven wrap and have it actually WORK?


But see I thought the same thing before I tried it. Sure enough, it DID work and I'm more than hooked! It's been a sloth like holiday in that there has been very little working out (it's like negative 12 outside) and lots of eating and snuggling under blankets. No doubt your story is similar. The ItWorks Ultimate Body Applicator is perfect for fighting the holiday bulge, getting you back on track and not dehydrating you in the process. It is NOT a water weight loss product. Eating a slice of tomato after wrapping with NOT cause you to gain back what you've lost. The more water you drink the better. This is effective because it flushes your system.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Gluten Free Boobie Learneded Stuff


We are rapidly propelling towards the end of 2012 much like when I attempted to cross the vast expanse of ice this week to reach the mailbox. I'm hoping to not enter 2013 with a "gherrrrahhhnoooosonofafuckingbiscuitmaker" splatthunk...crack..."whoosh" (the crack was my ass and the whoosh was the air leaving my lungs as I slammed into the ground. It's still hard in case anyone was wondering.)

Still seems way to futuristic to be writing 2013. Afterall, I am only 21 and I still look 15.

Also, I don't do resolutions unless its just to fulfill my need to make a list about something, crumple said list and bean someone in the head with it.  Kudos to all you resolutions makers. I shall bake you some gluten free, sugar free, calorie free, die free, vegan, organic, flour-less cookies to celebrate your pending achievements.

I'm opting for an "I would love to learn" list. Just seems more reasonable than stating I'd like to lose 15 pounds, grow boobs like Pamela Anderson and pop out an ass like JLo before my wedding in April. I am registering at the Boobacious Augmentation center though in the off chance you're wanting to send a wedding gift.

I Would Love To Learn:

~To shoot skillfully. Pretty sure its a monumental task to teach me seeing as I often stab my face just trying to get the toothbrush in my mouth. That would be considered close range, right?

~At what octave should I speak and the exact string of words to effectively gain the attention of teenagers in the house (or the four year old. Her ignoring skills are alarmingly well tuned)

~Telekenisis: the ability to move objects with your mind.   While this would make pick pocketing a helluva lot more lucrative for me as well as being the bar trick ever, I'm thinking it would be most useful while perched atop the commode in a bathroom void of toilet paper. 

~How to symmetrically apply eyeliner and false lashes. Do not judge. Evidently if you don't get your eyeliner perfectly even on both eyes, adding false lashes enhances your drunk, pirate palsy look. Just for the record, its not a flattering look for me.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Squeaky Joy

It's about the memories and the reason for the holiday.  While you all are busy ripping through capper and magic wrapping tape, or cleaning up the boxes and bringing out the food, I sit alone in a quiet house.

Too quiet. 

We had our "Christmas" three days ago.  It was fabulously fun and the kids were thrilled. We are blessed. Custody schedules and work schedules (the gubment doesn't really shut down. Only the fancy pants are home today and me. My client cancelled) have left me with just the pets, a lot of quiet time, some peppermint tea and my new iPad. Teehee

Today I remember the best parts of Christmas growing up and with a deep quiet aching I miss my sister who helped me skirt the stair treads with a squeak and always managed to find a flashlight that worked. Footy pajamas don't muffle floorboards. 

In the small hours of the morning we three would creep down the stairs smothering giggles and whispering guesses as to what we would find.  As a parent I now know that only reason our parents didn't catch us wars because they fell into an exhausted coma after fulfilling Santa's role. Back then? I just thought we were good. 

Peering into the dark and sweeping wide and slow the narrow beam of the flash light, we would hold our breath. The tree lights were always darkened (my father hated to waste electricity) and we KNEW Santa's gifts would be waiting...unwrapped. 

Spending some time remembering is good. Remember the happy moments...they ARE there.  Sometimes one just needs to adjust the perspective a bit and remember the reason for the season. My heart is full and blessed despite being alone today and missing may sister who no doubt is marveling in her ability to celebrate her favorite season at the feet of Jesus.

I wish you much joy and a plethora of memory making moments. Take a moment to share, if you would. I love the extra smiles in reading about YOUR best/favorite/funniest/craziest Christmas memories. 

Peace, Love, Joy and a Very Merry Christmas to you!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

No nonsense - Stuff My Stocking Please!

This post brought to you by No nonsense. All opinions are 100% mine.

No nonsense tights and leggings are filling my stocking this year. Never mind the fact that I am filling my own stocking (one of the down sides to being on the naughty list), I am still excited. As a boot lover, tights and leggings are a girl's best friend. Dress them up or dress them down, versitile enough to move you from the work day into happy hour or the weekend!

Fashion AND comfort are high on my list. Anything that looks presentable, even fashionable, and allows me to feel as though I still have my pajamas on is a TOTAL WIN! Often I've found a good deal on a pair of leggings only to discover once on, that the material is super thin showing everything and then some to the world. The No nonsense leggings are a soft, thick material providing ample coverage so you're not branded the "peep show" girl at work.

Affordabilty and versatitlity makes No nonsense tights and leggings an awesome addition to any wardrobe, spicing it up with color, comfort and variety! You can find them nationwide at most mass merchandisers, drugstores and even some grocery stores.

I am working on aquiring the pieces to this super comfy, weekend snazzy outfit using the No nonsense leggings:


And this super cute leapord print dress with polka dotted sweater to wear with the tights...

I really dig the boots and tights or leggings look...thankfully it is still in style because it is SOOO comfortable!

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Things Go Wrong For Me - Featuring Rodney Lacriox

So the count down is on...and its time to get real! You're still shopping and totally stuck on what to get. The idea of fighting the crowds this weekend is not only overwhelming but you're already medicating and it isn't even noon yet.

I know

I get it.

Really. I do.

AND I have the solution!!!!
It was released this week JUST FOR YOU! No seriously! The publishers knew you would need a last minute gift that you can purchase from your couch, covered in Doritos crumbs sucking the last of the Pepsi out of the can while briefly wondering where your pants went.

Almost from the inception of Batcrap Crazy I have visited, stalked, laughed til I peed and prayed for the mastermind from the blog Midgetmanofsteel to leave a comment on my posts. Usually his comments are funnier than his posts. I didn't say that out loud, right? His posts are hysterical and he has managed to turn life's stupid in to a hilarious, pants-changing book! If you're not following him on twitter, you absolutely need to connect with him @moooooog35.

So back to the helping you! Things Go Wrong For Me was launched just this week and already has rave reviews from Jenny Lawson who you may know as "The Bloggess" and the uber funny Jenny McCarthy! All the cool kids are reading and so should you! (hell, just gift it to yourself. You had to buy your own presents this year...add this to it!).

You can find a stellar interview of the author and all time funny guy Rodney Lacroix over at Carrie's Rambles, or just take MY word for it (in my best Reading Rainbow voice) and grab yourself a copy.

You'll find them at:


Amazon Kindle Version  (currently $2.99)

 Barnes & Noble

RCG Publishing

You can thank me later. I accept all forms of cash, vodka, coffee, Doritos, chocolate or Xanax

Friday, December 21, 2012

And Then It Was Gone

Ever have an insanely brilliant idea for a post?

One you know that readers will share with friends and fellow readers simply because it is so damn awesome?

..And within half a bottle of bleach (because that's all that remained...le*sob)...

It's gone.


Like a fart

Yeah....that happened to me. While tackling the third bathroom with a tooth brush and bleach, a smashingly gigady gigady AHHHHHHHHsome post wrote itself in my head. The bleach suddenly ran out and the post was gone.

Faster than a sneeze and subsequent bath in kid snot...

So, other than this:

All I have for you today is this:
Now, go grab a drink. You've earned it and if you  haven't, then I have.

You're welcome

Thursday, December 20, 2012

I Couldn't GIVE My Money Away

So we're headin to the chapel. If you missed the whole "world's best proposal ever" you can read about it HERE. Its good. You'll love it. I promise.

So first comes love...

Then comes planning the marriage...err..rather the wedding. I'm not so sure a person can actually plan a marriage. Either way, this event we are wanting super SUPER laid back. We chose a small resort nestled in the Ozark mountains. They have an amazing mill/barn and that was our first get away destination together. Its just...beautiful...and laid back. However its in a town of like 8.

You Might Be Planning A Small Town Wedding If....

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

What The Eff Is It?

So far, I have asked Irishman...

Can I take it shopping?

Is it organic?

Does it have a color?

Will it reflect my age?

Will the children attempt to steal it?

Can I wear it?

Will it stimulate my nipples?

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Christmas Flowers

We often think of sending flowers at birthdays, Mother's Day, anniversaries or in sympathy for a death or illness. Have you considered sending flowers for Christmas? Just about everyone loves to open the front door to a beautiful floral arrangement!

From You Flowers not only makes it amazingly easy to cover the need for a gift for the hostess of that holiday party you're attending, the Mother-In-Law you have no idea what to give or the center piece to the amazing holiday table you've prepared. With many arrangement options and price ranges to choose from, I have no doubt you will find exactly what you need to up your awesome factor to spectacular!

Suppose you have no need for any of the opportunities I mention, send some flowers "just because". Adding life, color and the scent of vibrance for no other reason than "because" is ALWAYS a great idea!

From You Flowers Christmas Cheer bouquet is hand arranged by a local florist and delivered to you. Mine arrived looking amazing! Even the kitten sits under the arrangement and just stares at the beautiful roses! This specific arrangement was created with roses, mini carnations, holiday greens and decorative ornaments. I LOVE IT and so will your recipeient!!

Just to help make that final decision for you, here is a link to a Free Delivery Coupon Code! Can't beat free delivery. 

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Friday, December 14, 2012

Doritos & Beer...Pull Up A Chair

Some weeks are like that. Some months and even years are like that. Doritos, adult beverages and 5 o'clock can not come fast enough. It is once again confession time. Christmas is getting ever closer and the taunting in our house has begun. Everyone knows what I am getting from Irishman and it is SO NOT FAIR!

Confess it! Tell all, bare all...get naked. JUST DO IT! and then link up over with High Heeled Love.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Be Careful Who's Bells You Jingle - 10 Tips

This year's statistics show that 74%** of affairs and cougars in action will happen at holiday parties.With Irishman's company party this weekend, I have been doing some prep work. You see, I have never been to a company party.

I know that seems somewhat shocking given how outgoing I am and my reputation for being such a people person. My take on it is that until now, no one has been bold or confident enough to bring me along to one. Thankfully Irishman fits that bill. Also, I hear the government throws very "spirited" events. I'm pretty excited about this. I even considered arriving in costume. He hasn't said anything about it being a costume party but being introduced as his future wife, I think I should make a statement. Sound theory, no?

10  Tips For Attending Company Holiday Parties

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Music To Set The Mood - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

Ever since arrived, I have had it playing 24/7. Admittedly I will listen to Christmas music year around. I just love it that much. We are a music oriented family and everyone has their own tastes, however this one is a hit with everyone down to Lil Duck!

She loves the violin she says. I may be a tad proud that my 4 year old can pick out specific instruments from beautifully composed and sublimely played music. Christmas music!

Even if classical music isn't your first, second or even third choice for music, this holiday Manor House Strong Quartet IS the perfect choice for your background music regardless of the festivities. It is perfect for long drives (which is where I listen most), cooking, while decorating the house for the holidays, nap time in a sunbeam with the kitty...*ahem* or for your holiday party. It even works perfectly if you'd like to have an impromptu ballet with your four year old!

With beautiful versions of well known and much loved carols, such as O Holy Night, Jingle Bells and Hark the Herald Angels Sing, you will come to cherish this Manor House String Quartet's versions. Gift it to yourself or a fellow music/Christmas season lover. The album is available on iTunes, at Amazon as mp3 download or the CDBaby found here: h

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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

How To Shower: Men Vs Women

It hasn't been much of a secret because I've been complaining loudly that there are some fusion hicuups with my recent move into the Irishman household. (if you missed it, we is goin to tha chapel!). Living with boys isn't something I've ever had to do. I had sisters and I have a little girl.

Right? I'll let you know where to send condolence cards.

Actually without being able to laugh at ourselves mostly me laughing at me there surely would be some serious crimes committed. I'm sure it levels the playing field that I'm organizing everything down to the proper pooping bathroom and enacting laundry rules. I know...I know...I've been polishing my broom lately.

When Irishman posted the following about the showering habits of men vs women on Facebook, I couldn't resist commenting with: Sounds about right except that I don't have a long robe and usually shave before the final rinse of my hair. Still pretty damn accurate

And now for your reading pleasure...feel free to draw comparisons of your own! Really... PLEASE do...


Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get the shower. Use wash cloth , long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone...

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

**I have no idea who wrote the showering descriptions, but it was not I. Certainly I would like to have thought of it myself but I did not, just to be clear. It does not belong to me and credit goes to whomever thunked it up**

Monday, December 10, 2012

You Know You Secretly Love It!

My kid loves it.


So step off if you don't (or click off...but we've done some really fun stuff. So you might wanna stick around).

Mrs Smith's Pie & Williams Sonoma Giveaway

This post brought to you by Mrs. Smith's. All opinions are 100% mine.
Can't beat a team effort...especially one that requires minimal effort on your part! With Mrs. Smith's Signature Deep Dish pies now available, your holiday gatherings should be a bit more stress free. Not only is it as easy as preheating the oven, removing the pie from the box and then baking but NO ONE will know you didn't slave over this homemade tasting goodness. Unless of course you are well known for your kitchen disasters. *ahem* That may or may not be me.
When Amanda Smith baked her first pies in the kitchen of her Pottstown, Pennsylvania home, she used the finest ingredients and amazing attention to detail to create the finest pies available and it shows! Or rather, you will notice while shoveling fork full after fork full of this goodness into your mouth.
The ease and convienence of picking up any or all of the 4 pie options available at your local retailers, means that instead of hours in the kitchen working you can pop it in the oven and spend time helping your four year old "bake". Or take a nap. I vote for the nap!
To help ensure your holidays are postcard perfect, Mrs. Smith's is teaming up with William Sonoma offering one lucky winner a $50 gift card to William Sonoma and a coupon for a free Mrs. Smith Deep Dish Pie!  Also be sure to check out both Facebook and Pinterest for the latest creations and current coupons!
Here are a couple creations that were happily gobbled up in our house..peach, apple and cherry pie! Get creative, add icing, ice cream, whipped cream or whatever sounds delectable to you! Try them all and find a favorite. Our was the cherry pie!

To enter the giveaway please leave a comment below sharing what pie you would like to try (or have tried). Feel free to include what from William Sonoma will be arriving to your door should you win!
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Sunday, December 9, 2012

Ditsies - Rockin Your Underworld

 Have an issue with the plethora of stupid people in the world? This is a smashingly superfantastic concept! You can get just about anything these days delivered right to your door so why not fabulous undies from Ditsies?

While I do enjoy shopping, I tend to choose off peak times to avoid people. Its just better for all of us that way. And now I don't even have to go out for new undies!

A stupendously unique gifting idea for every woman down to the teen in your life (because lets face it, she is likely the reason I avoid places like Victoria's Secret).

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Honeycat Cosmetics - MEOW Review

Ohh LaLa! I have a new favorite in bath and body products! Ladies....and gents who have ladies you'll be buying gifts for, Honeycat Cosmetics gets the 110% approval stamp! I am super picky when it comes to my pampering products. These pass to the point of risking draining my checking account so I can try one of everything.

Contac Cold +Flu Giveaway

The halls are decked and you're buried in a mountain of a snotty kleenexes threatening to topple over. The cat hasn't been seen in two days...its that bad. When you live with 5 people and everyone is sniffling and coughing it can be that extreme.

It is so annoying that cold and flu season coincide with so many holiday celebrations. There are more fabulous things to be doing this time of year than stuffed in bed with a vaporizor and the leaning tower of tissues. And naturally this year's cold and flu season is predicted to be worse than last year.

Contac Cold + Flu Day & Night is the multisymptom cold medicine that provides powerful non drowsy relief so you can get back out to caroling, shopping, play attending and traveling over the river and through the woods. Designed with immediate release formula providing nasal decongestion (which is what I need most! OH the pressure), fever reducer and pain relief. It is super helpful to have the non drowsy option for the day (can't really sleep during carpool hours) and restful relief for night.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Pudding Eating Camel Pants

The proof is in the pudding. Does anyone really know what that means? Proof of what? Proof that I made dinner and lost an earring and band aide while cooking? In the world of instant who actually "cooks" pudding anyway?! Just a random thought.

You're welcome.

I thought last week was rough. It was. This week? Competing quite well with last....the bastard. Thankfully it's Friday which means while I type (and you read) we can all sit down with an adult beverage...martini (entire bottle of vodka), beer (6 pack) or wine (box...bottle - your choice) or aptly enhanced coffee and confess! Rid ourselves of the unneeded weight and random thoughts ping ponging in the unusually cavernous space above the shoulders and to hell with the bathroom scale bills, dirty toilet, pile of laundry, dirty litter box, overflowing trashcan.

(and hopefully I won't miss the open linking this time. Dumb time zones)


I Confess...
I painted the kids bathroom this week and managed to complete the job leaving behind only ONE imprint of my behind.  Just so happens I bumped the wall directly across from the toilet...eye level. So while pooping for that insane amount of time boys do, they can stare at the strange swirlies and wonder if it is indeed a butt print. Imagine the horror when someone clues them in to it being their stepmother's ass! #SCORE

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

It Rang My Bell

Heh...amazingly it went very well. I picked up Lil Duck from her father, grabbed my Momma and my sister and headed to that one place.

You know...the one place that can suck thousands of dollars from your life is full of excitement and happiness and hopes and promises. The bridal store.

Yep... I did it. Lil Duck and I are getting married and the little diva absolutely HAD to have a dress!! Interestingly enough, she is the one wearing the veil. I opted for no veil. Instead, Lil Duck shall wear the tiara and veil as we sashay down the aisle.

Because I know you all share enthusiastically in my joy and are living vicariously through me, as well as being just plain nosy, Greta and MamaMash's iPPP phone photo phun link up is the perfect opportunity to share a bit.


This is the dress Lil Duck chose. She has such fabulous taste! Make no mistake, 
the girl DOES know what she likes and dislikes. She refused to even 
entertain ANY dress with a bow of any kind on the back.

This is the back of a dress I did not choose. 

I didn't choose this one either. 

And while the idea of a Birdcage head piece is fun and retro, I did not choose this either. I did pick a dress and purchase it. This shop has a big ceremony, well not big but there is fanfare for the final decision being made. I was handed a bell, told to make a wish and ring the bell heralding my selection. I personally think its just their way of auditorally adding to the "Cha-Ching" of the register adding up everything needed.

You'll just have to wait for the big reveal to see what rang my bell. Teehee

What fun, funkery, mischief, mayhem and/or beauty did you capture with your phone this week?!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Animal Sounds Decoded!

You've always wonder if they are really communicating with each other and what exactly are they saying?!

I've found the answer!

You're welcome. Happy Tuesday

Monday, December 3, 2012

I Can't Wait To Be King!

I'm sure it says a lot when the first thought to pop into my head after reading "10 Reasons I'm Great" is a line from Disney's The Lion King.  Honestly, as of late, I am just thrilled to have coherent thoughts.

*Deep breath*

Thankfully, most every Monday Stasha at The Good Life has a magnificent list topic to kick off the week. This week may just be exceptionally awesome compared to all the others....maybe even compared to the week where I chose the topic.'s that good. Or rather, I am that good Great!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Thank you Bonny Bard for forcing me to reach into the rarely tapped file of "MY AWESOMENESS"

1. I am awesome at tripping in stupid which makes those around me laugh. 

2. I expertly confuse those around me with my randomness

3. I am a great mom... (my kid tells me I rock)

4. I can talk in circles with the best of them

5. I vacuum like none you've encountered before

6. I am a terrible liar

7. I laugh a a lot a lot. Except when I'm not...and then I'm polishing my sarcasm skills.

8. I make THE BEST cookies in whole neighborhood. I've mastered the skill of removing them from the freezer and popping them into the oven. BOOM!

9. I mail booze to my friends (betcha wanna be my friend now, eh?)

10. I will tell you straight up if that outfit makes you look fat. (see #6)

I am positive I have missed many items that should have made the list. Feel free to add to my list in the comments. I suppose I should encourage you to write your own list of greatness but truthfully, I'd rather you spend your time adding to mine.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

What's Your ISTA? - Review

What's your Ista?

Ever had the thought that your life, passions, obsessions or loves deserved their very own T-shirt?  Have you run across a tee that is almost perfect if it only had a few tweaks?

Feast your t-shirt lovin self of "What's Your Ista". If you visit their website you'll find this little info blurb about the company:

Dig if you will this picture, over a glass or 2 of the house merlot, we lamented the current state of the economy and our husbands' job prospects. Someone said something like “Forget fashionista, I’m a recessionista.” Next thing you know, we are all throwing out other ista ideas. We got to thinking that it would be fun to create Ista T-shirts. 

Part of our mission is to be generous with others.  We know that many organizations have been suffering from a lack of donations. We know that passionate people like our customers will have their own pet charities.  We want our customers to suggest charities and we will donate a portion of our profits. 

While they have some awesome ideas to choose from in their virtual stockroom already such as Wineista, Gardenista and Greenista, you can also create your own! A huge Breaking Dawn fan? Maybe your shirt would say "Breaking Dawnista"...or sewing is your forte. Create a shirt that proudly announces "Sewingista". I know a few friends who should have a "Vodka Ista" shirt and a "Shoe Ista" hanging in their closet. SO many possibilities with this one! Just run with it....

Coffee makes my life go round and is my number one prevention for justified homicide. I chose the "Brew ista" shirt for the review. Super soft and well fitting (follow the sizing chart. Its accurate!), this comfortable new favorite tee not only washes well but retains its shape. Available in a wide selection of colors and a few different fit options, you are sure to find that perfect unique tee for virtually anyone on your list!

Check them out and tell me what Ista shirt YOU would proudly wear!

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Saturday, December 1, 2012

After Flats - You Need These!

Your holiday shoe problems are solved! 

A completely genius concept, these foldable flats are extremely convenient, transportable and comfortable. With seven colors to choose from, you won't have any problems finding the perfect replacement shoes to slip into at the end of your night out! If you love shoes and love wearing the latest trends, then you are familiar also with that ankle ache midway into your night. That annoying arch pain, heel screaming or maybe its the ball of your feet that signal their disapproval of your 5 inch stilettos first. Regardless, After Flats are perfect for slipping into during the plane ride, cab ride home, after you've walked down the aisle in your beautiful white dress (ahem...which I will be doing in a few months) or as Date Night nears it ending.

These are a shoe that even Cinderella would want dangling from her wrist. Yes...dangling...After Flats roll and store in an adorable clutch matching your flats color choice. Slip into them, your feet will thank you!

Aside from being the bearer of sweet relief, this fabulous clutch also stores other essentials such as your ID and or credit/debit cards. If you're anything like me (which let's be honest...its hard to match such fabulousness...heh...) you are wondering if you'll be left to carry the heels that were just moments before causing so much discomfort. Nope! The After Flats clutch opens into a carrying bag big enough to slip your uncomfortable (but adorable) shoes in once you've put on your After Flats.

I do believe it should be every girl's best friend!

Sizes range from Small (shoes size 5/6) to XLarge fitting shoe sizes 11-12, I chose the medium (7/8) as I wear a 7.5 in most all shoe styles. They fit like a glove! Carrying a price tag of $29.97 it shouldn't be too difficult to manage if you'd like one in every color (Christmas List, People! Dream big!). If you'd like to know when new colors are added to the collection or what current deals are running (35% off your order currently), be sure to stay connected through TWITTER or subscribe to their mailing list!