Friday, December 14, 2012

Doritos & Beer...Pull Up A Chair


Some weeks are like that. Some months and even years are like that. Doritos, adult beverages and 5 o'clock can not come fast enough. It is once again confession time. Christmas is getting ever closer and the taunting in our house has begun. Everyone knows what I am getting from Irishman and it is SO NOT FAIR!

Confess it! Tell all, bare all...get naked. JUST DO IT! and then link up over with High Heeled Love.



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I Confess...
I may have over medicated before working the jail this week. I fell over a curb...painted bright yellow. The positive is there was a belligerent drunk on the corner who kept attention diverted. Sooooo if no one saw it, it didn't happen. BOOM

I Confess...
Thing1 and Thing2 think their Christmas presents are stashed in our closet. Currently the only thing stashed in there is this fear inducing contraption (click HERE if you're curious. I double dog dare ya)

I Confess...
I laughed out loud when my four year old whispered, "Mom? I have a secret...that butt munching turd elf got into mischief again!"

I Confess...
I actually downloaded Instagram to my phone finally. I deleted it before I ever used it. I  needed to free up space on my phone for cat videos.

I Confess...
It is no longer cool to toss around YOLO for hip justification. According to Thing2, you live every day. You only die once. Duh

I Confess...
I almost lost my birthday and had to use my Get Out Of Jail Free card. Giving an inmate a piece of paper without permission is contraband. Who knew?! Good thing they didn't find the sharpened spork duct taped to my thigh. ALWAYS BE PREPARED, PEOPLE!

5 comments:

angel shrout said...

OUch on the ankle bwhahaha on the closet thing. Seriously a piece of paper?? Good Lord I would spork myself at that rate. Bless your heart..

becca said...

is wrong of me to find Lil Duck secret amusing it made me laugh out loud to of course it's ok everyone here knows i'm insane

Just A Normal Mom said...

And here I was just about to start using YOLO thinking I'd be cool ;-)

Aubrey S. said...

I just clicked that link and laughed so loud. Guess your Things won't go looking too hard for presents anymore.

Thanks for playing along. Have a fabulous weekend.

Babes Mami said...

I just figured out what YOLO meant a few weeks ago and now it's outdated? What the crap man?!