*Deep breath*
Thankfully, most every Monday Stasha at The Good Life has a magnificent list topic to kick off the week. This week may just be exceptionally awesome compared to all the others....maybe even compared to the week where I chose the topic.
Yes...it's that good. Or rather, I am that
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Thank you Bonny Bard for forcing me to reach into the rarely tapped file of "MY AWESOMENESS"
1. I am awesome at tripping in stupid which makes those around me laugh.
2. I expertly confuse those around me with my randomness
3. I am a great mom... (my kid tells me I rock)
4. I can talk in circles with the best of them
5. I vacuum like none you've encountered before
6. I am a terrible liar
7. I laugh a lot...like a lot a lot. Except when I'm not...and then I'm polishing my sarcasm skills.
8. I make THE BEST cookies in whole neighborhood. I've mastered the skill of removing them from the freezer and popping them into the oven. BOOM!
9. I mail booze to my friends (betcha wanna be my friend now, eh?)
10. I will tell you straight up if that outfit makes you look fat. (see #6)
I am positive I have missed many items that should have made the list. Feel free to add to my list in the comments. I suppose I should encourage you to write your own list of greatness but truthfully, I'd rather you spend your time adding to mine.
22 comments:
LMAO. Number one was my favorite because it describes me, too. That's why you and I click! (so where's my booze?)
I also relate A LOT to numbers 2,4 and 7.
But....
I am a really good liar. Hence the fiction fetish.
I already know I look fat....but it's just because the camera adds 60 pounds, right?
I will send my address, you send the wine!! LOL
I will have to start instagraming photos to you before I go out so you can give me an honest opinion too!
Add me to your mailing list please-I like wine! I am also great at tripping.
Just wanted to tell you that you make me smile. I enjoy smiling, so thank you.
I am a terrible liar too...Great list - you always make me laugh.
OMg this was hilarious and 31 that's me for sure btw I so want to be your BFF if it gets me booze and cookies
I couldn't even pull the cookies out of the freezer. hmmmm, maybe that's why santa always just got store bought cookies when my kids were little
Fantastic list! You can join our gang of superheroes any day. I wanna hear more about the booze. Erin
Come on I need slimming thoughts girl! And a few lies to tell me I look like a kardashian with a dash of anna nicole smith (guess years)
I can look at my friend's face and tell exactly what she thinks of an outfit so I take her shopping with me. She's saved me lots of money. I should send her booze. Fun list. I'm as random talking as the come.
So, um, I heard if I came here and left a comment I'd get, like, some free booze?
you so totally rock dude!
:)
Mailing booze...ha ha ha! That is better than a booze delivery place (which I happened to use in college). Funny that several of us mentioned our cookies in our lists today, huh? ;)
I suck at vacuuming. (Seriously, no pun intended. Just caught that.)
Truer words have NEVER been spoken. I love your whole list, as much as I love you!
I confuse everyone with my randomness all the time! I think it makes conversing with me way more interesting! :)
If you mail booze to your friends -- do you answer that "is it liquid, fragile, flammable question truthfully? If so, I need to know you answer. My booze mailing has dropped dramatically since the Post Office started the package three degree.
As long as you've got #3 down, the rest doesn't matter. Well, except to the friends receiving the booze, I suppose.
Everyone needs a good friend like you: one that tells you flat out when you look like crap and then pours more wine in the glass to squash any pain.
Love it!
Oh my goodness I LOVE your list!!! Everyone needs a friend like you, awesome at vacuuming and cookies!
You send booze to your friends?!?!?! You do rock!
I need you for number 9 and 10!
What a fun person you are!
I need your vacuuming skills. You are funny. This post will attest. Boom!
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