One you know that readers will share with friends and fellow readers simply because it is so damn awesome?
..And within half a bottle of bleach (because that's all that remained...le*sob)...
Like a fart
Yeah....that happened to me. While tackling the third bathroom with a tooth brush and bleach, a smashingly gigady gigady AHHHHHHHHsome post wrote itself in my head. The bleach suddenly ran out and the post was gone.
Faster than a sneeze and subsequent bath in kid snot...
So, other than this:
All I have for you today is this: