The number of people who shopped on Black Friday last year.
The number of dollars spent on Black Friday last year.
The percent by which retailers expect Black Friday sales to grow this year.
(Last year growth of just 1.6 percent was forecast. Might wanna have your big stompin' boots strapped on if you're venturing out)
I can not do it. I don't do massive cranky crowds AT ALL and I have already established I abhor jail. So on with confessions....the fat guy is gonna visit soon! And Santa too! So clean your slate (jump on the naughty list willingly) and enjoy your weekend.
I had no idea people would look in my freezer when considering my house for rent. Don't they know that's where the body parts are hidden?
When no one was looking I threw a LOT of stuff away. And by a lot, I mean A FAHRUEAKIN LOT
I got very confused trying to navigate the new traffic circles the state recently installed. Evidently it doesn't take much to shake my snowglobe of stupid.
I'm 87.38% sure I put my contacts in the wrong eyes.
Sometimes when I'm in a public bathroom and I see a fly on the wall, I have a brief moment of paranoia wondering if its one of those "spy flies" and someone is actually watching me pee.
I am super bummed that I have missed yet another super awesome swap (the Ugly Sweater Christmas Ornament Swap). Life has been too nuts with the moving and unpacking and prepping my old house for the renters that I haven't very much time to blog visit. Which of course means that I've missed the cut off for cool stuff.
That last confession was really whiny. Meh
Aubrey at High-Heeled Love is hosting Friday Confessionals currently. Get on over there and share your
Black Friday Confessions!!
I will live vicariously (and non homicidaly) through you.