Monday, November 12, 2012

A Beaver, PogoStick and Farting Glitter

Are you a good liar? Do you pride yourself in your tale telling abilities? Slight changes here and there?

I'm not.

You can absolutely take to the bank that I am a terrible liar. Secrets? I can keep secrets and when it comes to my family, I will admit that something deep and primal kicks in. I can be convincing in that instance if I need to. And I suppose in the essence of full disclosure I should add that I can keep secrets as long as its not a SURPRISE. I am TERRIBLE at keeping surprise secrets (ask my friends. They all know what they are getting for Christmas already).

I don't know if its the amount of effort it takes to maintain a lie per breath (and we both know people whom if they are breathing they are lying) because I'm all about reducing effort in life, or if its the way I was raised. I was not raised among liars.

The post title?

A lie, but then that's the topic this week for Monday Listicles. 10 Untruths About Yourself...only one can not be a fib. This should be interesting....

One of these things is not like the other....
can you pick out the ONE truth from this list of 10??

1. I was a cheerleader in highschool

2. I have interpreted for a presidential visit in my city

3. I am inherently messy. It takes great effort to maintain order, cleanliness and organization.

4. I have become completely unraveled with this moving process - to the point that I'm wearing the same clothes three days in a row without washing them.

5. One time I had sex in a Burger King Bathroom.

6. I have an uncanny ability to rap like I'm not white. Its my best kept secret.

7. I have a really hard time turning down a double dog dare. As a result I ran naked across three football fields on three separate occasions.

8. I caught the house on fire. It was an accident...an honest one.

9. I am a champion bowler in my city, trophies, plaques and a picture on the wall kind of champion.

10. I auditioned for a role in a porn in my early twenties.

OKAY PEEPS! Get your truth serum out! That list was actually much more difficult than I thought it was going to be (<--seee blech="blech" effort="effort" i="i" which="which">ONE
is the truth?

Try your hand at it with Stasha at The Good Life!

22 comments:

Carries Rambles said...

The house on fire :) duh!

Cocalores said...

House of fire or cheerleading - or maybe a cheerleader with a thing for matches! ;-)

Terri Sonoda said...

I think you can Rap....so let's hear it. Video please.
hehe

in the coop said...

My brain is stuck on dumb. I keep reading these lists thinking, "She really did that?" No. No she didn't. So, I'm going with wearing the same clothes. Who hasn't done that at some point?

BNM said...

I dont know.. lol ... the cheerleader.. or please tell me its the burger king one bahahaha oh and I think a video of your mad rap skillz needs to be posted asap!

becca said...

part of me says cheerleader or house on fire but then knowing you the whole running nekkid is totally a possibility or even sex in a bathroom. then again the porn movie audition is plausible to..lol ok i give up and go with cheerleader.

Jessica B said...

Oh man, is it number 2?? I think I read that you are a sign language interpreter. You're better at this than you think - these were good! :)

Robyn Welling said...

I think the messy thing... or wearing the same clothes for three days. But that might just be to make myself feel better.

angel shrout said...

Number 9 is a lie.. I just know lol...

@dkotucker said...

Think I'm gonna have to go with the "Double Dog Dare". Hopefully you only had to run the width of the field. ;P

Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms said...

I'm thinking four because it sounds more like a confession. Cause you know, who hasn't tried out for a porn film? Ellen

SouthMainMuse said...

I'd have to pick #4 -- unraveling and not changing clothes for three days. I completely unravel and wear the same thing and we haven't attempted a move in 11 years.

Gina said...

I didn't look at anyone else's choice. I believe you are an awesome rapper!

RoryBore said...

oh please please please let it be the rap one. and do show your work.

Double Dog dare ya.

Kate Hall said...

I was gomna say cheerleader, but that seems so simple compared to the others. I'm going with the bowling champ.

Stacie @ Snaps and Bits said...

Bowling? Because how would you make that up?

christina said...

haha oh wow. i have no friggin idea! :)

Dazee Dreamer said...

Sex in the Burger King restroom.....

Stasha said...

My pick is #2 but I really want it to be the Burger King one cause that is a show stopper right there.

Just A Normal Mom said...

Didn't you have a kitchen fire once? And cute firemen came? Was that you? Does that count as catching the house on fire?

J-Tony said...

I think after winning another local bowling tournament, you ran home naked across 3 football fields. Once home you started rapping the Humpty dance about a Burger King bathroom and practiced some old cheerleading moves, you knocked over some clutter in the kitchen, caught the house on fire, and had to interpret to the president of the homeowners association why you're wearing the same clothes for the last three days.

Babes Mami said...

I'm guessing #4...you will have to email me and let me know!