Monday, August 20, 2012

Harriet Takes 10

Welcome Monday. (<---fake it til you make sort of mentality...just go with me. Its easier that way)

How did you (will you) get to work today? Climb in your car/truck/van/scooter? Stasha can't. Stasha lives over at The Good Life and she's been restricted to the bicycle for quite some time now. Forced into the perspective of appreciating what she once took for granted, she has encouraged the rest of us Monday Listicle writers to also appreciate not hoofing it Bedrock style.

 10 Things About My Car

1. Her name is Harriet

2. She has curves

3. Irishman says she's a blue-hair but she is NOT driven like a blue-hair. She has speed...and a gas pedal and can go vroooooom yeeehaw when she needs to. Yes...she says yeeehaw.

4. Like her occupants, she has gas

5. Like her owner she has a cute tailpipe

6. She takes multiple packages in the rear

7. She is a dirty girl but enjoys her sparkly moments as well

8. Her tires are low...she needs some air

9. Lil Duck thinks her mommy is the best driver ever!....oh wait...this is suppose to be about the car. Harriet has the best driver ever!

10. She is immune to all speed traps and radar guns. This leads me to believe she has a special invisible cloak that engages once the engine is running. This would also explain the asinine amount of idiots that pull out in front of me.


24 comments:

Stasha said...

All kinds of perfect. Like Harriet. And this list. And gas. Hold up, gas stinks. Never mind. Should have stopped at list!

Angel Shrout said...

BWHAHAHAHA at the multiple packages.. I don't know many blue hairs that do that.

Wayne W Smith said...

That was hilarious...A first rate listicle.

Diane said...

Hi-Larious! :D

My car must have the invisible cloak thing too because those same idiots pull out in front of me every.single.day!

Kmama said...

Too funny!!

Is Harriet a Honda CRV? If so, my coworker has Harriet's twin.

Stacey said...

LOL Harriet sounds like a fantastic car with a pretty awesome owner. ;)

MommaKiss said...

My car is named inky inky doo. yes, i know. and the Mr.'s car is Dora the Explora. We have car love, but um, not to this level.

Stacie @ Snaps and Bits said...

Haha, this is so funny, thanks for the laugh!

Heathers Happenings said...

I love that Harriet can take multiple packages in the rear...hahaha!!

Laura Belle said...

'She's a blue hair'......bawahaha!! Hilarious.

Oh, and totally digging the picture of you all up in your car's business! Perfect.

Coffeypot said...

Two things that will make a man the happiest is his dog and his car (pickup truck). In ways a woman can never understand or come close to being. They are a part of him as much as a kidney is.

Just A Normal Mom said...

Best listicle I've read so far.

Though Harriet might have an invisibility cloak, the idiots are just idiots. They pull out in front of me in large numbers, too. ;)

Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms said...

I wanna borrow Blue Hair's invisible cloak. Excellent fun---I wish she was a real person. She sounds like a hoot! Erin

RoryBore said...

LOL - love #10. you should market that.

Jen said...

Bwaaahaahaa!!! Harriet sounds awesome, and that picture is too funny!

Sandy said...

LOL....she take multiple packages in the rear...made me laugh out loud at work even.

becca said...

love this and what a great picture

Christie said...

Cute picture! Sounds like you and Harriet have a very lovely relationship.

Jill said...

Love this list. Love the picture even more! Funny!

@dkotucker said...

OMG...LMAO!!! Harriet is lucky to have you. ;P

Great list!

AudreyN said...

Hilarious list! Thanks for the giggles :)

Adrienne said...

Haha! I guess an invisible cloak has pros and cons.

Babes Mami said...

As much as a I hear about Harriet between blog/facebook/text, it's like I know her and she is a dear friend.

Anja said...

Yeah, only the coolest of people name their cars ;-) Your #4 is so cool! Only question there: What's the price to pay for the gas? xo Anja