Welcome Monday. (<---fake it til you make sort of mentality...just go with me. Its easier that way)
10 Things About My Car
1. Her name is Harriet
2. She has curves
3. Irishman says she's a blue-hair but she is NOT driven like a blue-hair. She has speed...and a gas pedal and can go vroooooom yeeehaw when she needs to. Yes...she says yeeehaw.
4. Like her occupants, she has gas
5. Like her owner she has a cute tailpipe
6. She takes multiple packages in the rear
7. She is a dirty girl but enjoys her sparkly moments as well
8. Her tires are low...she needs some air
9. Lil Duck thinks her mommy is the best driver ever!....oh wait...this is suppose to be about the car. Harriet has the best driver ever!
10. She is immune to all speed traps and radar guns. This leads me to believe she has a special invisible cloak that engages once the engine is running. This would also explain the asinine amount of idiots that pull out in front of me.