Caught up now?
So this is February. School started in early August and ends May 20th (hallelujahpraiseJesusThankmyluckystarsTGIFhappybirthdaymerrynewyearapplesauceisawesome) it can not come fast enough. Back to the story. I have been wedging my work bag back into the little spot where it is mostly out of sight escaping the curiosity and sticky, boogery, slobbery fingers of little boogerlickers. For the first time ever... let me say that again... For the FIRST. TIME. EVER the teacher says to me Friday after watching me stow my bag,
"Oh, you'll not want to put your bag down there. You should put it up high. I can move things off the filing cabinet and you can put it there."
"Thank you. The kids haven't bothered it at all. They haven't even noticed it down there. It should be fine. Thank you very much though."
Her eyes widen and she brings a hand to her cheek, "Hmmm...yes well, we have little friends that I'm worried about. Mice you know. We have mice in here."
HOLD
UP
WHAT?!
SIX MONTHS INTO THE SCHOOL YEAR and I am JUST NOW finding out that we have mice in our classroom?!
While a mouse itself doesn't bother me, cause me to jump on chairs and shriek at decibels that shatter glass, I DO NOT want to have them stow away in my work bag taking a free ride to the house of The Duck.
I don't care how cute you or the little furbabies are that I caught a glimpse of in the trashcan in the bathroom....
Mickey...You Have Been Warned.
*all images from google images
15 comments:
Ewwww that is just nasty. I would make sure that you have a zipper on your bag. ((((Shudder)))) You would hate to bring home a new pet ;-)
Ooooooo [{(shudder)}]!!!!
I am one of those jump on a chair people. I would FREAK if i opened my bag after getting home and finding a stow away.
You have got to be kidding me. Isn't that a freaking health hazard????/
excellent read :) also following.
If my unborn kids went to that school I would want to know!!! Keep that bag real high. Or leave it in the car!
ewwwwwwww....stowaway mice...shudder
EEEEEWWWWWWWW!
omg that is to funny and to think Stuart Litle could have been riding for free back and forth for months now and you not know it. EEwW
That is SO not the friend to bring home!
P.S. I'm so glad you liked that post, it came to me at the right time and really changed my view on things. I can't believe an ahh haa moment would really come to me. I'm so glad you have a new helpful person in your life and things work out for the best. I give you props girl for that summer month with nothing coming in. I so can't save good like that.
By a small python and put it in your bag. They love mice.
I'm with Coffeypot. Snakes love mice, and small boogerlickers ;)
I don't jump on chairs if they're small. A slap, stamp, stamp squish usually enough :)
OH man, can you imagine getting home and having that little face peek out at you! Gah!
Mickey is going down!!
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