Monday, February 13, 2012

I Pledge My Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to my coffee pot for its unmatchable duty in homicide prevention and
regular bowel movement inducement.

I offer equal loyalty and love in return, always vowing quality responsible ownership.

I WILL: use the highest grade (on sale) coffee filters in your basket

I WILL: use the coldest, clearest filtered water

I WILL: provide the utmost in quality bean (usually) freshly ground to meet your percolating perfectionism standard.

ONE household under your spout, indivisible by creamer shortages, with our favorite mugs raised we grumble our accolades and gulp our first morning smiles.

Good Monday Morning

10 comments:

Coffeypot said...

A morning without coffee is like...OMG I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.

Lyndsay Wells said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! This was the perfect read for a Monday morning. I got a Keurig for Christmas and will never go back!

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Aunt Juicebox said...

Ooh we have a Keurig too! I love it! It's soooo much easier than a regular coffee maker. Downside - we now drink too much coffee (tea for me).

MommaKiss said...

I just shed a tear as I placed my XL coffee mug over my heart. god bless coffee.

angel shrout said...

BWhahah.. I don't have a keurig but I do have one that has no hot plate for me to burn out in 6 months. Cause it brews directly into a thermos.. Oh yeah baby.. and this one has lasted me nearly 3 years

Dazee Dreamer said...

I will have to memorize that and say it every morning. Thanks.

becca said...

i stand beside you in this and pledge my loyality to coffee

Two Normal Moms said...

Well done. Yes, I should have a similar allegiance to mine...

Babes Mami said...

God bless coffee!