Zing, Bling & Brownie Points

You've waited patiently for it...and now to satisfy the wildly enthusiastic demand (<--its my dream, go with it), I have a follow up list to Farting Hearts: 10 Unique Valentines Day Gifts for Him. Thank you for your suggestions ladies (which really means thanks for nothing...so if you don't like the list its your fault)...I give you:

10 Unique Valentine's Day Gifts for Her:

1. Mind Blowing Orgasms: this cheapskates men, is FREE. According to the Irishman, a true Vagician, if you make this one mind blowing enough she won't care if you give her a box of crap (quote/endquote) and believe it or not...he may just be right on with that one. (if you need a tutorial on this email Irishman)

2. One Acre of Land On The Moon - TOTALLY romantic! Show her how "over the moon" you are for her!  Tell her your love her to the moon and back and present her the deed with her name on it.

3. You Are My Anchor necklace: ladies, gift it to your BFF...or guys, don't just tell her - show her how instrumental she is to your life! Hang the reminder around her heck.

4. 2 Carat Cup - all the charm and fun...NONE of the commitment. She's sure to love this one if she is a java junkie like me. Laughter is always a good option...get the matching mug for you and never fight over who's mug belongs to whom on Sunday mornings.

5.Vibrating Panties w/Remote- I can guarantee this will be a winner (I know, I have a pair)! If you're lucky enough she will give YOU the remote... GAME ON!

6. Jareds - HELLO! HE WENT TO JAREDS...enough said.

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7. Chocolate of the Month Club - 2 to 12 months fixed term or open-ended pay as you go...enormous range of tastes created by international chocolateiers...guaranteed to make a mouth happy! This goes WAY beyond that stupid heart box of chocolates.

8.Cock Blocker Bottle Stopper -This little red rooster is one cock blocker you’ll be happy to have as a wing man. This 3” funny bottle stopper will perch on top your bottle to keep the air away from your wine, liquor or any non fizzy beverage; to ensure you don’t end up comatose on the bathroom floor. Allowing you instead the ability to charm and woo that one you’ve got your eye on with no interruptions; well within reason of course. We can’t promise anything when it comes to your friends setting you up, but if all else fails the Cock Blocker Bottle Stopper does provide a good talking point and can help break the ice if things get awkward. Made of acrylic and is dishwasher safe now that's something to crow about.

9. Personalized Wine Labels - romance her with your creativity and sentimental side by creating a custom wine label for her favorite bottle of indulgence.  Add a photo of the two of you together, a favorite quote or use it ask her to marry you (What???!! I'm a hopeless romantic!)

10. Vodoo Dolls (hand made in New Orleans) - I can promise you this will go over VERY well! A basic guide line to remember: Red = passion or love, White = peace purity and protection, Green = Money (HOLLA!), Blue = love or commanding, Yellow = luck and power, Purple = spirituality and power,
Orange = power, Black = hexing, cursing and getting rid of bad habits (#winning)

And THAT completes your 2012 Unique Valentine's Day Gift Guide. Unless of course there are some sponors out there who would like to get in on this list. Feel free to contact me at the email addy in the side bar... I'll pimp you :-) There's still time!

I'm here to serve...Its all in the name of love...

~Ducky