My heart beats Zumba so I had to throw some of that in the mix. It doesn't have anything to do with the fact that Jillian is a little bit sorta kinda scary. Does she scare you? Its okay if she does a little. Do you hear her in your dreams sometimes? Its okay if you do. I will share some of my tips for battling those fears because I'm super awesome sauce like that.
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| this is the 3rd time I've posted this pic. Has ANYONE noticed its MY face? Anyone? |
1. Sometimes I hit the pause button while she is talking so it makes her face freeze in an ugly way. I yell TAKE THAT ASSNUGGET! Makes me giggle.
2. Instead of listening to her count out reps and move me through the workout, I loaded my iPod with Yo Momma jokes...I repeat them in her face. She takes it because she has to! I mean, she NEVER has a comeback. WELCOME TO MY LIVING ROOM BEEOTCH!
3. Sometimes I fart during the ungodly amount of jumping jacks..smell it, I tell her. S M E L L IT!!
4. I wear my cape to workout. Everyone knows a cape makes you super HAWT and trumps any stinky sweaty sports bra and tight mid-drift bearing low slung pants Jillian wears.... okay... so maybe I don't really wear the cape, but I SO would if I had one.
Are you surviving? Are you doing it? Are your muscles bigger than mine? They say the camera adds 10 pounds...I'm sorta freaking out about that. I don't have too much longer before I'm in front of it again and I really don't wanna have that extra camerafatface bulge. Trust me...television cameras are way different than photography cameras. Jillian...my lovah...my friend...hurt me so good....
11 comments:
Yes I have noticed that it's your lovely face.
Killian! Today is my last day of p90x, break on tuesday and then it's the shred starting wednesday. You got bored with it like it's boring? I don't remember any of how it is because I haven't touched mine in about two years. Maybe I should screen it tomorrow because I have another workout I can do for 30 days too.
I'm on day 22 and I prefer to call her nasty names periodically. I can honestly say I'm stronger and my clothes are fitting better. I can throw toddlers around with ease now. It's okay, they like it! Really
I'm so slow! I never noticed that was your face, mostly because anytime I see that bitches skinny ass I tend to jump right past the picture in order to keep from wanted to shoot myself.
Whatcha got going on in front of the camera?
LMAO!!! I love your crazy ass on a Monday morning!!!
woww great post good luck
Gotta admit, Assnugget makes me giggle too. :)
Assnugget IS a great word. I'm adding it to my repertoire. I haven't actually seen that video, but I've seen Jillian in other things. I secretly, sometimes, really want to go all Killian on my clients...
haha i'm terrified of jillian i'mnot sure i can keep up with her think i'll stick to my afternoon walks at least i can win against squirels and birds when attacked i use my secret ninja moves
I did it for awhile and then I just misplaced her. Or at least that's my story...........
Lmbo I called her dirty names when she was on Biggest Loser.. umm yeah for the contestants. I have Zumba for the Wii coming in so I can try it. I love to dance and I think that would be perfect for me.
Thanks lot for this useful article, nice post
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