Figured it was time for some ReDO Scopes. To see what ReDo Scope are all about and catch previous Scopes, click HERE or HERE or HERE... As before, I've taken actual published horoscopes and rewritten them because...well...I just like mine better. *big cheeser*
MADAME DUCKALICIOUS AT YOUR SERVICE
"Your imagination can not be stomped out yet you might choose to be a
little more discreet in revealing your ideas"ReDO Scope: Sure, you call it a demonstration in your artistic side...the rest of us call your dog collar, mullet slash rainbow mohawk, gogo boots and hooker halter...well...trashy. Next time lets just say you did and don't.
"A must appearance and a willingness to take the lead are important."ReDo Scope: You wanna get laid? You must show up and it must include foreplay.
"Work with an associate who can be sarcastic and insightful"ReDo Scope: You should be working with Me - DUH!
"You will not have much patience for foolishness from others today but you may
find it hard to get all that motivated yourself."ReDo Scope: WARNING! Your lazy spoiled intolerant attitude has been busted.
"Travel plans and communications equipment are likely to be unreliable today."ReDo Scope: Your ghettoass Cricket phone and rusted out hooptie are just that...GE-HE-TTOE. Keep yo ass parked on the couch thumbing those video games. You ain't goin nowhere or talkn to nobody today.