If you hit a prostitute with your truck, your wife shouldn't find out about it from someone else.
Rule of Life #432
Every high must have a low. Be sure your best friends are the ones willing to visit you in the gutter.
Rule of Life #1
Always have a secret chocolate stash somewhere.... ALWAYS
Rule of Life #97
If you take a ding to your SusieHomemaker status by making instant mashed potatoes for dinner, make sure you've offset it by adding a coating to your Brass Balls by successfully tackling an impressive HandyMan job.
Rule of Life #155
Dora The Explorer 3in1 Bath Soap makes for decent toilet reading when
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