Figured it was time for some ReDO Scopes. To see what ReDo Scope are all about and catch previous Scopes, click HERE or HERE or HERE... As before, I've taken actual published horoscopes and rewritten them because...well...I just like mine better. *big cheeser*
MADAME DUCKALICIOUS AT YOUR SERVICE
"Your imagination can not be stomped out yet you might choose to be a
little more discreet in revealing your ideas"
ReDO Scope: Sure, you call it a demonstration in your artistic side...the rest of us call your dog collar, mullet slash rainbow mohawk, gogo boots and hooker halter...well...trashy. Next time lets just say you did and don't."A must appearance and a willingness to take the lead are important."
ReDo Scope: You wanna get laid? You must show up and it must include foreplay."Work with an associate who can be sarcastic and insightful"
ReDo Scope: You should be working with Me - DUH!"You will not have much patience for foolishness from others today but you may
find it hard to get all that motivated yourself."
ReDo Scope: WARNING! Your lazy spoiled intolerant attitude has been busted."Travel plans and communications equipment are likely to be unreliable today."
ReDo Scope: Your ghettoass Cricket phone and rusted out hooptie are just that...GE-HE-TTOE. Keep yo ass parked on the couch thumbing those video games. You ain't goin nowhere or talkn to nobody today.
13 comments:
Ducky you crack me up with these!!!
Madame Duckalicious you are wise beyond your years....Love 'em as always.
I think you could get a job writing horoscopes. Just sayin'.
Thank you for this blog. That all I can say. You most definitely have made this blog into something that eye opening and important. You clearly know so much about the subject, you’ve covered so many bases. Great stuff again, thanks you for this blog.
Damn, my attitude has been busted again.
Your talents are astounding. :D
I wish I had seen that last one before I got up today. It's been murder, without, you know, actually being dead or killing someone. Close, though.
Someone sent me a bottle of glow in the dark bubble bath.
And it rocks!!!!!
Thanks a bunch, Duck!!!
Laughing out loud! Just read them to Hubs.
I was just thinking that it's time for a new hooker halter...so hot!
BTW, I left you an award for having a Blog of Substance and now I know I made the right decision!
I love these, Daffy. It took a while to get past the second one, I was laughing so much. You're so good.
Be well.
xoRobyn
I think you are brilliant! And I might add...much more insightful than the original. Great work, Madame!
Girl your too freaking funny!!!
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