Thursday, April 28, 2011

Madame Duckalicious Says....

Whew! What a crazy week and I'm so glad its finally winding down. Sometimes the unknown is worse than the known. Alls I gots to say about that is be sure you know the answer before you ask the question...especially if its your job to know the answer.

 Figured it was time for some ReDO Scopes. To see what ReDo Scope are all about and catch previous Scopes, click HERE or HERE or HERE... As before, I've taken actual published horoscopes and rewritten them because...well...I just like mine better. *big cheeser*

MADAME DUCKALICIOUS AT YOUR SERVICE

"Your imagination can not be stomped out yet you might choose to be a
 little more discreet in revealing your ideas"
ReDO Scope:  Sure, you call it a demonstration in your artistic side...the rest of us call your dog collar, mullet slash rainbow mohawk, gogo boots and hooker halter...well...trashy. Next time lets just say you did and don't.

"A must appearance and a willingness to take the lead are important."
ReDo Scope: You wanna get laid? You must show up and it must include foreplay.

"Work with an associate who can be sarcastic and insightful"
ReDo Scope: You should be working with Me - DUH!

"You will not have much patience for foolishness from others today but you may
find it hard to get all that motivated yourself."
ReDo Scope: WARNING! Your lazy spoiled intolerant attitude has been busted.

"Travel plans and communications equipment are likely to be unreliable today."
ReDo Scope: Your ghettoass Cricket phone and rusted out hooptie are just that...GE-HE-TTOE.  Keep yo ass parked on the couch thumbing those video games. You ain't goin nowhere or talkn to nobody today.

13 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

Ducky you crack me up with these!!!

j-tony said...

Madame Duckalicious you are wise beyond your years....Love 'em as always.

Two Normal Moms said...

I think you could get a job writing horoscopes. Just sayin'.

Deutschland said...

Thank you for this blog. That all I can say. You most definitely have made this blog into something that eye opening and important. You clearly know so much about the subject, you’ve covered so many bases. Great stuff again, thanks you for this blog.

The Blue Zoo said...

Damn, my attitude has been busted again.

adrienzgirl said...

Your talents are astounding. :D

Joshua said...

I wish I had seen that last one before I got up today. It's been murder, without, you know, actually being dead or killing someone. Close, though.

Raoulysgirl said...

Someone sent me a bottle of glow in the dark bubble bath.

And it rocks!!!!!

Thanks a bunch, Duck!!!

Mama Bird said...

Laughing out loud! Just read them to Hubs.

Rebecca @ Unexplained X2 said...

I was just thinking that it's time for a new hooker halter...so hot!

BTW, I left you an award for having a Blog of Substance and now I know I made the right decision!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I love these, Daffy. It took a while to get past the second one, I was laughing so much. You're so good.
Be well.
xoRobyn

Momma Fargo said...

I think you are brilliant! And I might add...much more insightful than the original. Great work, Madame!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Girl your too freaking funny!!!