Have you ever been so pissed you had no doubt your pinkie finger could easily become a weapon of mass destruction and you know it would bring you great joy to sphincter-ram your fist into a well deserving body?
Have you ever been so josen for chocolate you pulled an "oh! look dolly! A cute little squirrel on the deck!" and snatched the last Hershey kiss from the jar when your kid was trying to find the imaginary squirrel you just lied about and then blamed the dog when she turned back around and asked where her chocolate went?
Ever been so bloated you have no doubt you could've served as an extra life raft on the Titanic?
Ever been so worn out and achy from an intense workout (not because you're getting old) that you decide to take a bubble bath with your toddler? Whats the harm? She only honks your boobs every now and again and really its usually fun to play in the bubbles...she's pretty entertaining. Only this time, she gets a little over excited about being in the tub together and slips while pretending to be the Little Mermaid and you swear her big toe totally invaded your whoha.
Ever been so sleep deprived that you doze off at a red light while waiting for it to turn green....at noon...on a sunny day.....
Ever gotten up in the middle of the night to get a drink and bent down to pet the dog only to realize it was a pile of dark clothes?