Yesterday when I arrived to retrieve Little Duck, I was greeted with “You’re gonna have to drop her off dirty so she fits in next week. And we need to plan some girl time for shopping. I must accessorize my new Mumu”
Me: “SUH-WHEET! Dumpster Diving!”
Turns out Sista’s dear ‘MoneyGrowsOnTrees’ Husband has been turned onto the Police recovery lot by a friend. A quick browsing venture and ‘if everything goes right’ Sista will be the new proud owner of:
1 field tiller
1 Ford engine
1 Gator thingie-mabobber
…..for the low low price of $400
You’d think maybe they live on property…..nope
Large acre lot? –nope
Own a storage unit? Extra garages? Big oversized basement?
So she asks him “…and just where do you plan on putting all this shi…tuff?”
MoneyGrowsOnTrees Husband "....the backyard of course!"