OMG! Tell me you're making this shit up!!!!! At the very least, was there a really cute guy on the fire truck to rescue you?
I always forget to clean the oven and get frustrated when it's burning off the yucky things left from the last time I used it. I guess the phrase "strange odors" has new meaning in your situation.
LMAO! I remember cramming stuff everywhere when preparing for a house showing too - even in the oven, where, of course, I too, forgot it was in there. Minus the paper products however. You just can't be expected to remember everything ;)
My sticky note says:"Dixie Cups"I think I did this wrong.
Sell the house yet?
No freaking way! LMAO I love you for this b/c it is so something that I would do.
That sounds like something I would do. Hell, I can't even cook food in the oven without filling the house with smoke!
LMFAO!!!!! OMG that is hilarious!!!
LOL! You crack me up Daffy!My MIL is all the time putting dirty dishes in the oven to get them out of her way. (Stupid fucktard)! And I'm always turning it on with them in there, (because who the heck puts dirty dishes in the oven)? Where I come from, we put them in the dish washer!
LOL! I've been in the habit of checking the oven when I turn it on ever since the time at my mom's house. She had decided to clean the oven. So she put down a layer of baking soda and some wet paper towels and left them to dry. In the mean-time, I came along and turned on the oven to bake something. It was not pretty. :)
OMG! I could not stop laughing. Something I would have done. Plastic not only melts but stinks while it is doing it.
Ouch! That melting plastic must have had your house smelling real "fragrant!"
Ohh shit! That does sound like something I would do.
OMG, I can't stop laughing, I may have to go home to stop!!!!I am sooooo sorry this happened to you, but I'm NOT sure you'll remember ...so who cares!!!LOLHugs
SHUT UP!!! You so didn't tell us that! (hahaha, like we're a Borg collective) That's classic Ducky style!
Have you been hanging out with CB and Princess? I've told you girls and told you girls..STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN,, nothing ever good comes from being in the kitchen..
Roflmbo we are not laughign at you Daffy we are laughing with you.. seriously you do believe us don't you..
OMG! That sounds like it was scary too! Glad you are okay.I would totally do something like that.
Hi Daffy, I'm having a computer meltdown today, I left you a comment early this morning. Did you get it? For some reason it's not showing up unless you deleted it :)
omg that is horrible but totally something i would have done lol
Oh Shit!!I thought I smelled something pretty funky in the pond the other day...We all have our moments, don't we?PS - People do snoop in closets when looking at houses so the oven was a good idea. Try the garbage can next time :)
I haven't done the paper....yet. But I always forget I left hot pans in there till they cooled (Note to self: it doesn't take three days for them to cool.) I did melt a George Foreman grill in the oven, though.
Oh no!! LOL
HOLY FUCKING FIREBALLS DUCKY!Do feathers grow back when they have been burned off?Crispy duck? I think you are supposed to serve Duck med rare. Just sayin'!
OH NO!!! Seriously? OH NO!!!! I hope everyone is OK!
ROFL...."fucktard" is my favorite word!
LOL Daffy! That is sooo something I would do too. We are also trying to sell our house so I'll keep a mental note not to throw anything in the oven before a showing. :) Good luck selling your house girl.
OH.NO. And I agree with Menopausal New Mom - I hope you got a visit from the cute fire boys in uniform out of the deal. It sucks to have to put out your own fire...Ally
melted plastic- seriously the worst smell ever.
Oh gawd. Woops!I did that but thank goodness I remembered I had shit in there before it got too hot!
Oh no! I throw all my shit in the shower, and that never ends well either. But flames takes it to a whole new level!
what a time. we all do strange things
Why is it that fire can't explode out of the oven for a good reason, like.....well, I don't know what a good reason would be, but certainly not to ruin all your paperwork. Ouch!
Oh man... that's totally... not... funny.... at all....BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Oh I almost kept it together there. I'm so sorry. That sucks. But it's damn funny.Love you!
I sometimes forget I have a PAN in the oven or leftovers buuuut...I don't know about forgetting that I stuffed it full of random shit.Good job!
Bwahahaha! Oh Daffy...you Doofus!! hahaha thanks for the laugh!! You poor thing. Awwww. Clinique makes a great eyebrow filler inner...er definer...whatevs I know you get what I am saying. Get a plastic bin for each room and label it based on whatever room it is in. When it is time to show your home - shove whatever crap is in each room into the assigned bin. Place bin somewhere like a closet or out of site during showing and then drag that shit out and dump it back on the floor or wherever when you are done.It is soooo much safer than shoving it in the oven!Please tell me you have pics of the burnt shit! haha
bwhahaha!At least you'll remember what your're telling yourself. I write down random crap and then look at it and have no idea what I was talking about until about a week later.
Please tell me this really didn't happen.
No way! You didnt!! Did I miss this in chat?? I can not believe it!!
Oh My God...When did you turn blond? And can you stuff some of my bills in there, too?
Bwahahahaha!!! I've done that before but only put pots and pans in the oven. Not bills!
You are so funny bitch!I put a METAL pan in the microwave!!!Good times bitch, good times!
Oh, crap.That could have been ugly!
Yikes! Something tells me you are not making this stuff up. Either way, it's just plain funny. I hope you still have your eyebrows.
Best. Post. It. Note. Post. Ever.
LMAO...that is funny stuff. It's totally something my oldest sister would do! I'd laugh at her to, don't worry.
OMG! You have got to be screwing with us! You poor thing! I usually only stick pots and pans in the oven for storage. Although last night I was a total idiot and somehow burned my arm with a hot cookie sheet while trying to put it back in the oven. I am a dumbass!
I still remember the smell that lingered after I, as a child, put the (plastic) cat food bowl in the oven to warm it up for my kitten.
That is too funny. You can always draw your eyebrows back on ROFL
Oh my gosh, I do that all the time. Every time we're having someone over to see the house, if I haven't had enough time to finish cleaning up, I shove it all in the oven. I think the only thing I've ever set on fire that way is a couple of empty pizza boxes though, so you're way ahead of me!
Here's the silver lining(s):1) You learned your lesson and you'll NEVER turn the oven on again without checking inside of it first.2) You can get good practice drawing on your eyebrows for a few weeks before they grow back. Then when you get to be my age and your eyebrows get sparse, you'll be an old PRO at drawing in your own brows! It's a win-win, see?3) You won't have to pay your bills for another month. Hey, if you don't have them in your hot little hands (no pun intended) (HA!) they must not exist. SO you have a by for a month, right?
Oh No. Do not burn down your house if you are trying to sell it. It will only slow things down...And don't worry, those bill companies will send you another copy next month. They are pesky like that!!
I need NO post-it note to remind myself that I'm retarded.
OMGosh my dear! HOLY Moly Girlie! Talk about the roof is on fire, it's just a dance we do not suppose to do it!You're really have the house up?
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