NINJA DUCK IS MY FAV!!!!!!
Ha ha, I was so going to write that Ninja Duck is my fave too! Love that Ducky manages to restrain herself when she is constantly surrounded by asshats!
Why is it that great blogging material can always be found while driving in a car? I love that the guy behind you swerved! Are you sharing those chocolate bars? Hmmm?
ahahahhahahaha laughed out loud about the guy behind you swerving as well!
Love it that the guy swerved too! Ninjaduck is a great name girl!
buuuuahahahhaahhaaaahahaaaaa!! @ the dude behind you!!! xD
Lovin the ninja duck!
Wha?! No pics of the ninja duck to accompany your post it?
I can ride down the road on my transports texting, eating beef jerky and drinking a diet coke at 75 mph. I could damn sure open a candy bar without freaking out the people around me.
I'm seriously dying laughing about the guy swerving behind you...I likey when you do PINT! You should do it more often!
I love that the guy swerved too!! LOL Thats hilarious!
hahaa! who knew that eating chocolate could be so dangerous!? and i hope the new bb is treating you well...i'm still trying to get all my info on mine...grrrrr
Well, at least you know dude behind you was paying attention!I hate bugs, almost as much as I hate bug spray. Why does it have to smell so bad and feel as though you've sprayed urine mixed with canola oil on your skin?
Bug spray sucks. Shit is sticky and smelly and makes me feel like walking flypaper.Why is it when you tell someone to Shut the Fuck up, they don't? Pisses me off.
ok, this is nutty, but i got myself an upgrade from the BB curve to the BB bold. like 6 months ago. my husband was traveling all the damn time and i was pissed i had to do everything on my own and so i went and bought it. and then? told him i dropped it in the toilet. totally didn't. lil white lie, got me my new crack ;) drivers and yield signs. swear to god they need to go back to driver's ed!
I learned another important lesson about bug spray the other day. When you spray it on yourself, make sure the nozzle is actually facing your skin. I look like I have leprosy of the legs. (Not that I know what leprosy looks like, but I imagine it would be gross like a million bug bites.)
I have come to realize something today - BMW drivers a douschebags. I drove in to work this morning behind some ass-hat in a BMW that just swerved back and forth through lanes like he was the only guy on the road and NEVER ONCE used a turn signal.Dousche.
HI-YA!!!!i love Ninja Duck!!! these made me LOL, which as you know, is better than crying :)
You make me laugh! That is all!
i swerve often in my car either when i'm digging in my purse for something or trying to pass my children snacks and drinks from the front seat. i need to put a stop to it. it's as dangerous as texting while driving. lol.
Ninja Duck rocks! Also. Next time I go somewhere...I'm swerving just to see if the jackanapes behind me does it too.
NINJA DUCK FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd have laughed so hard at the dumbass server that I wouldn't have been able to eat my chocolate.I love your stickies Ducky! Very Ninja Duck funny!
Loving Ninja Duck!!
Love the last one, and I want to try the post it note thing... how are you?
your PINT always makes me giggle!
Chocolate bar is very important! Very important stuff.I'm a can of bug spray holder also. I do not like the way it makes me feel sticky.
I have officially fallen in deep love with my BB bold!LMFAO
A real ninja duck would be awesome. I totally swerve if the person driving in front of me swerves. I feel like an idiot when there is nothing there.
I always have bugspray and never use it either! I think thuogh, not having bugspray in my eyeballs outweighs being eaten in all my parts.
Love them all! And I vote for Ninja Duck to come out more often....LOL. :)
HA! I just saw these! The dumbass swerving, good stuff! ha! I'm still laughing!
ECWD ~ Eating Chocolate while Driving I'm starting a new campaign to save you :)But your drink looked so yummy it's was pretty it called my name .... really it said jump in! Insurance yes a good thing :)The bugs knew that is why they bite ... hello ... lol
Leading the sheeple down the road, are you? Too funny that he swerved, too.Did your blackberry really die in your drink? That image is too good. Much better than my recent drink. Though I do need a new phone, and trying to decide between BB or ? Do you love the BB?***Ally
Eating and driving is a fantastic combination. It combines two of my favourite things.
Ha, I still wake up in a cold sweat every now and then, reliving the time my (then 2yr old) youngest wouldn't quit screaming from the backseat, for me to take her dripping ice cream away. As I turned, I mounted the pavement, and nearly mowed down three workmen standing there.(S'okay, I managed to floor the accelerator fast enough to escape, before they got my number..)
That's hilarious, that he swerved with you.
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