There is rarely a dull moment when one works
in an inner city high school.
Join me for a snap shot of what happens
Monday through Friday between the bells.
Katheryn: Wait! What’s that say? I get confused with words sometimes. I’m color blind.
------------------------------------------Kyle: Ms. Daffy will you pray for me?
Daffy: Of course Kyle. Anything specific?
Kyle: My mind ain’t right…
Daffy: Having trouble juggling girlfriends?
Kyle: *laughing* Yes. I’m just a young black man trying to make my way…
Daffy: *snort*
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Coach on dating…
…”I don’t care what color you are. If you are fine, I’m talking to you. You could be green…if you fine? Call me Captain Kirk! If you this tall and you fine? I’ll get me a damn ladder.
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Girl: Ms. Daffy why you got your nasty feet outta yo shoe?
Daffy: Don’t worry about me
Girl: That’s nasty
Daffy: So is your face but I’m not complaining….
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WURD YO
46 comments:
LMAO @ Coach! That is too damn funny!!
HA! Oh how I would love to have a job where I could tell someone that their face is nasty! These are especially good this week. Coach is a mess.
I'm still confused as to why Coach thinks he's got game. *scratching head* Maybe he doesn't realize he looks like the dad from Sister Sister. You did give him my message, right?
LMAO! Give it right back to 'em, Yo. Wurd to yo motha.
"nasty feet"
You be toe-jammin?
A toe-jammin mess?
Hee hee hee
Maybe girl has a foot thing. But I have to agree with Ed, I don't think that you told her, her face was nasty! If you did, well, dammmmmnnn! LOL!
My Jeti Mind powers say that Couch makes me slightly uncomfortable. :)
Coach is something else.
Pray for me, Ms. Daffy. :)
LMAO i think you need to pray for all of em Ms. Daffy! haha
Particularly enjoyed the last one. Moon that bitch next time she says something about your webbed feet.
..and yet, no accompanying pictures of said nasty feet.
We all thank you for this.
Oh, that post right there? Exactly why I come here.
Nothing is wasted on you.
I love these snippets.
Makes me feel like I'm somewhere else. NOt suburbia.
I think that maybe coach should be watched closer...just saying.
We went back to the hood side of town we used to live on the other day. Ahhh man I do not miss it. "Ayy girl? AY!" (my most withering look) "where your man at?" Inside paying for gas with money he made at his JOB which requires more then 'you want fries with that?'...."psssh you trippin"
I don't mess around with boys who try to talk to me in the hood. They creep me out and if you ignore them, they just talked louder bc you MUST be interested, you just didn't hear them!
So's your face - HA HA HA! I'm thinking that when I finally get out of this job I can post convos from hell. It has a nice ring to it!
I live for these!!!
I think coach has calluses on the palm of his right hand. Does he EVER get luck with any woman?
And the Nassie Face Gurl, reminds me of a Sanford and Son's show when Redd Foxx told Aunt Esther he was going to push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
And you aren't that damm sweet. I've seen you punching Ed and Jeff. Just don't punch me...I'll take ya out.
I think Katheryn may need some extra special help at school.
Kyle is always a crack up! Maybe he'll be the next Chris Rock.
I loved that last one! LMAO!
baaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaa!! love the coach!!
WURD
Okay, I've gotta give props to the Captain Kirk line. My nerdiness requires it.
Does coach actually have a college degree? LOL
And you really said that to the girl about her face? LMAO
I think that the Coach might have just won me over with that one!
Coach is gonna get a ladder huh? He has so much game! Wow! I can't believe someone hasn't scooped him right the fuck up!
Coach is hilarious.
"So is your face..." Haha! Take that jerkface!
Also, at the top where it says it's what goes on between the bells, I thought it said between the balls for a sec.
Yeah, 'Girl' needs to keep her eyes on her own paper. What's she worried about your feet for?!?!
so did you put the feet away?
so did you put the feet away?
Good one, Daffy!
That coach - constant entertainment!!
***Ally
Hey Ducky, did one of the students draw that picture for you?
I love the very last line "So is your face but I'm not complaining..."
LOOOOVVVVE the coach!!!
Oh man, I love these! Coach cracked me up!
This was an exceptional bunch! I'm still laughing over the middle two...."I'll get me a damn ladder." *snort*
OMG! I've got a feeling this could be an awesome reality series. Think Coach might go for it?
I guess Katheryn being colored blind is kind of like me I can't hear unless I am wearing my glasses!
Can I just say that the fact that you " so is your face"ed your student make you my hero. MY HERO. I love you right now.
Love your response!
We need a physicall description of coach. I need an image for these conversations.
"Just a young black man trying to make my way"!!!! *double snort!*
That's freaking hilarious! I love that you told one of your kids that their face was nasty!
I like the way you tell stories!! I'm looking forward to reading more about "your" kids!
Happy Friday!
Love the new picture!!
WWCD (what would coach do) if she fine, but smells like a turd?
So THAT'S my problem? I'm colorblind? Huh! Sure glad I read your blog to find out these things!
I love your graffiti pic!! It's pretty rad, man!
That Coach...something ain't right with him!!
I'm freaking loving it. LOVE IT!!!
LMAO! Love your blog...and so I gave you an award...congrats and have a great weekend!
The coach quote is priceless!
hahahaa!!! captain kirk!! that's awesome. but man...you better start praying lady...just sayin'. hope you're having a happy mother's day!!
roflmbo... *shakes head* but I LOVE the comment to the girl lol.. mean but funny as heck.. you can change ugly but for the first girl stupid is forevah..
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