One of my idol bloggess goddesses Tracie at Stir Fry Awesomeness has done a handful of posts where she highlights some of her favorite comments. I decided to try my hand at it because really y'all it is YOU who crack me up! I am guilty of zipping past all the other comments to leave my own and then I'm off to the next blog on my reading list. I wouldn't want to deprive you of some additional laughs as I know I am not alone in my practice. Here are just a few that have taken residence in my Best Comments folder. After you finish laughing, read on for the Turkey Ass or Voodoo Princess post update.
post "'Scuse my Attitude, I ain't got No Gratitude!"
From BigSis at Speaking of Witch
I don't like things in my ass either. Why is that something we have to explain to people? Are we the exception?!?
From Leigh at Leigh vs Laundry
Funny...you seem like the type of lady that would love to have a Hummer in her ass.
That was rude. I didn't mean it.
From Stephanie at The Blue Zoo
My kids are sitting here asking me about all the buttons. Then Turtle
asked me what yours said and I told him. And he repeated it back to me
Bat Crack Lazy??
post Pimpin At the Pond
From: Ian at The Daily Dose of Reality
Thank you for making my day. Not just saying that in any 'ol way.
I really mean it and I hope you stay. For my blog has alot to say.
I cannot agree with you more. For I am a blog whore.
For helping me out in driving people to my site, I will return the favor not once but trite.
Who the fuck cares if that didn't rhyme, I don't have the time.
AHHHHH that was great...thank you so very much - YOU RULE.
YOU HEAR ME? I SAID YOU QUACKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From Darla at Hissyfits and Halos
That's one seksi pile of man-blog! I follow all of them! Ian is my favorite, though. Who couldn't love a man that looks better than I could ever look in fishnets and heels?? Dayyyyym! He could be on that Maury show where you have to decide if it's a man or woman. ;)
You're such a bad azz pimp, Ducky. Timetoslapaho! ;)
post "Convos From the Hood - Coke, Vampires and Heat"
From Darla at Hissyfits and Halos
Yo, cos. Now I know what you be talkin bout when you be talkin shitz bout blowin my mister. Yo, dat be jacked, bitch! I aint worrit. NRA, baby. NRA.
:) It's sad that your CFTH takes me back to my High School days. I went to an all black school. Well, almost. There were three white girls. Everyone called me "Dollar." hehe
post "The Hard Way"
From HeatherLynn at Random Thoughts of a Restless Mind
Ummmm....well you shared your fire crotch story, i"ll share mine (because i love you)
Life Lesson 666: DO NOT USE Nair w/ aloe intended for your legs to do your bikini area! It's the equivalent to having poison ivy in your pants....Oh, the burning....the discomfort! Bad, BAD idea!
From Resh Rene at The Crazy Train
Where were you and the fire crotch tip a few months ago? geez
Do not substitute vodka for whiskey when using for medicinal purposes...it will not kick the flu, just adds a hold you down longer intensifying the death feeling hang-over.
Turkey Ass or Voodoo Princess (<--that's the link if you need to catch up) post update: After some investigative work on my part I finally heard the story behind the Bird Lady and her fowl car situation. Said lady owns a good sized piece of property in which she more or less has a petting zoo. Evidently her 'pet fox' attacked one of her 14'pet' Turkeys and thats how the bird came to take residence in the back of her Volvo wagon. Not nearly as entertaining as I imagined but since I'm all about the truth, I'm given it to ya. She's nursing the feathered friend back to health. In order to keep the other turkey asses from pecking the dear to death during the day, Bird Lady decided to keep the turkey in her vehicle to prevent any fowl play.
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