Friday, March 5, 2010

You Quake my Quack and the Turkey Update

One of my idol bloggess goddesses Tracie at Stir Fry Awesomeness has done a handful of posts where she highlights some of her favorite comments. I decided to try my hand at it because really y'all it is YOU who crack me up! I am guilty of zipping past all the other comments to leave my own and then I'm off to the next blog on my reading list. I wouldn't want to deprive you of some additional laughs as I know I am not alone in my practice. Here are just a few that have taken residence in my Best Comments folder.  After you finish laughing, read on for the Turkey Ass or Voodoo Princess post update.

post "'Scuse my Attitude, I ain't got No Gratitude!"
From BigSis at Speaking of Witch 
I don't like things in my ass either. Why is that something we have to explain to people? Are we the exception?!?

From Leigh at Leigh vs Laundry seem like the type of lady that would love to have a Hummer in her ass.
That was rude. I didn't mean it.

From Stephanie at The Blue Zoo
My kids are sitting here asking me about all the buttons. Then Turtle
asked me what yours said and I told him. And he repeated it back to me
Bat Crack Lazy??

post  Pimpin At the Pond
From: Ian at The Daily Dose of Reality
Thank you for making my day. Not just saying that in any 'ol way.
I really mean it and I hope you stay. For my blog has alot to say.
I cannot agree with you more. For I am a blog whore.
For helping me out in driving people to my site, I will return the favor not once but trite.
Who the fuck cares if that didn't rhyme, I don't have the time.

AHHHHH that was great...thank you so very much - YOU RULE.
YOU HEAR ME? I SAID YOU QUACKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Darla at Hissyfits and Halos
That's one seksi pile of man-blog! I follow all of them! Ian is my favorite, though. Who couldn't love a man that looks better than I could ever look in fishnets and heels?? Dayyyyym! He could be on that Maury show where you have to decide if it's a man or woman. ;)
You're such a bad azz pimp, Ducky. Timetoslapaho! ;)
post "Convos From the Hood - Coke, Vampires and Heat"
From Darla at Hissyfits and Halos
Yo, cos. Now I know what you be talkin bout when you be talkin shitz bout blowin my mister. Yo, dat be jacked, bitch! I aint worrit. NRA, baby. NRA.
:) It's sad that your CFTH takes me back to my High School days. I went to an all black school. Well, almost. There were three white girls. Everyone called me "Dollar." hehe

post "The Hard Way"
From HeatherLynn at Random Thoughts of a Restless Mind
Ummmm....well you shared your fire crotch story, i"ll share mine (because i love you)
Life Lesson 666: DO NOT USE Nair w/ aloe intended for your legs to do your bikini area! It's the equivalent to having poison ivy in your pants....Oh, the burning....the discomfort! Bad, BAD idea!

From Resh Rene at The Crazy Train
Where were you and the fire crotch tip a few months ago? geez
Do not substitute vodka for whiskey when using for medicinal will not kick the flu, just adds a hold you down longer intensifying the death feeling hang-over.

Turkey Ass or Voodoo Princess (<--that's the link if you need to catch up) post update: After some investigative work on my part I finally heard the story behind the Bird Lady and her fowl car situation. Said lady owns a good sized piece of property in which she more or less has a petting zoo. Evidently her 'pet fox' attacked one of her 14'pet'  Turkeys and thats how the bird came to take residence in the back of her Volvo wagon. Not nearly as entertaining as I imagined but since I'm all about the truth, I'm given it to ya. She's nursing the feathered friend back to health. In order to keep the other turkey asses from pecking the dear to death during the day, Bird Lady decided to keep the turkey in her vehicle to prevent any fowl play.



Alex said...

Miss Ducky, I think you need to create a Volvo link in your theme me thinks! Did you have a bad Volvo experience as a child? ( Ye Gads I know I did, my parents drove one!)

Ian said...

BAHAHAHA dude, I remember when BigSis said that I was laughing my ballz off.

Thanks for selecting Darla's comment about me and the...well, I'm just not going to say it because I should have figured that this will never die!

Have a great time this weekend!

BigSis said...

OMG, I laughed so hard. I miss a lot of other people's comments because I hover over my reader waiting for updates and must read immediately.

You have some funny ass followers. I'm going to have to go back and read their takes on my favorite postings!

Dual Mom said...

This is so great! I'm like you...I normally don't read others comments when I'm commenting on a post.

I may have to "borrow" this one because I get some funny ass comments too!

Moooooog35 said...

Once again I get passed over for the prettier crowd.

However, just like Stephen Hawking, I will continue to work hard and believe and persevere and then come down with a debilitating and crippling disease that confines me to a wheelchair and requires me to speak through a robot.


Quirkyloon said...

Quack, quack!

Hillbilly Duhn said...

Guess I'll have to start working on leaving better comments!! LOL!

I loved that comment BigSis left. I remember laughing so hard I forgot my own comment...

Two Normal Moms said...

Those were great!
About the turkey in the car. I've got this awful image of a car filled with turkey shit (I mean droppings). The smell, the diseases. Oh Gawd! Couldn't she just lock in the bathroom or her garage for the day? Or better yet, somewhere she could HOSE DOWN?

Tracie said...

Love the comments.

On the turkey, even though it makes sense that she needs to keep it separated, I'm just not sure that the car is the best choice for "storing" the turkey. Still random.

MiMi said...

My commenters are hilariously funny! I really get tired of wanting to type LOL!!! because it seems so lameballs these days. But really, they make me laugh out loud for realz.

Hissyfits & Halos said...

Bat Crack Lazy! That was freakin' hilarious! (and I don't like things in my azz, either!)

Thank goodness the VooDoo lady isn't in Texas in July.....we would all have a fully cooked snack at the end of the day!

Danielle said...

You do have some funny ass commenters! I read you for them only. *wink*

Annie @ astonesthrowfrominsanity said...

I really need to invest in that bladder surgery . . . or Depends. One of these days, I will pee pants when I read your post, and then, I will blame you shamelessly. :)

singedwingangel said...

Ahh it is so nice to see there are other smart asses like me out there. I will never feel lonely lol

Matty said...

I GOT IT. Why didn't I think of this sooner.

In your video, all of you wear a baseball hat and sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame".


jessalyn said...

yay new funny peeps to check out!
have an amazing weekend, i so wish i could come up with something clever and wonderful to ask. but i can.not.wait. to see the vlog. for reals.

Busted Kate said...

These are great! I'm definitely going to have to try and up the comedy in my comments. I guess this means I'm going to have to up my meth intake.

Heather said...

Bat Crack Lazy love it! Those are some great comments.

ScoMan said...

I like this idea. Mostly because I'm too lazy to read other peoples comments when I write my own, so this is a good way of catching up on the betters ones I missed.

adrienzgirl said...

Ah...I didn't make the cut. My comments have been rather bland as of late. I have Mommy brain, which sucks. I used to be quite the little witster. Snarkalicious even. Now I just am a sad little vanilla wafer.

I want to be something a cannoli or Chocolate Hazelnut Cake, not boring vanilla wafers.

Oh well, until I get some sleep, just pour some fucking banana pudding over me and call me 'Nana Puddin'.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Damn. I was hoping the bird lady was a real fruit loop.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Puh-lease. You know that you are bird lady and that was your pimp daddy Volvo.

Or it was Heidi Fleiss. What's up with her bird obsession anyway?

Kat said...

Those are beautiful!! Totally hilarious!

KimJohnson said...

Too funny. I agree my commenters are sometimes better than my acutal posting.

Shrinky said...

'Tis so true, some of the comments left are better than the actual posts, arent't they? So funny, thanks for making me laugh!

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Kat said...

I tagged you in my post today. Come and see!

Corrie Howe said...

I agree that I find I laugh more at some of the comments left on my blog. You have some hilarious followers.

Salt said...

Snarkler Vlog!? Dammit I am so out of the loop! I can't wait to see it!

I love when Tracie does these...such a great idea and of course yours are hilarious. As if I would have expected anything less. :)

WhisperingWriter said...

Hilarious comments here!

Raoulysgirl said...

Priceless! Unfortunately, due to the nature of my blog, I don't get many wise ass comments. I would love some, if you ever feel like just leaving something off the wall crazy, feel free!!!


Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL I still think what we were thinking about the bird lady. But darn it made a GREAT story :)

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