After sharing with a friend that I was on the look out for a new personal note generator, the link to these stupendous fortune cookies found its way to my inbox. I had a little fun with them...next time I use it, I shall endeavour to invoke more snarktastic sass. Feel free to click the link and use them for your own enjoyment. I am not the creator of the generator nor do I own the rights to it but should you all want to see this again next Friday give me a holler. I'll be happy to create a link list for it! Have fun - be free - laugh often - crap in a sock - go fishing - just enjoy your time whatever you do. Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive! (Thanks Travy for that one *wink)
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44 comments:
I get the asshat one all the time.
Not on this generator thingy. Just in restaurants.
Sucks.
Love those!! They look awesome!!
crapsock!
also, old post about fortune cookies but i think its up your alley for today
Asshat! Love it!
I love these!! Can I steal this idea for a different day? I would hate to bump Ward off of Fridays...
I think these are great and could be a lot of fun to play on Friday.
Loveit!!! (in my best Wheezy from Dragon Tales voice)
I may have to play along from time to time... Asshat...
xoxoxoxoxo (note, no copyright)
P.S. The quote from Travy is from Van Wilder - you know, the movie with my FEX, Ryan Reynolds.... nom nom nom...
These are hilarious. I can't wait to see what kind of Snarkiness you unleash every Friday.
I love your cookies.
TWHS
Chocolate is bliss or chocolate is ignorance? Doesn't matter - bring it on!
Love these - a lot. More will be good.
...68 and I'll owe you one... Um, can I use that? Privately, of course.
***Ally
Funny! I may have to give these a try at some point.
A friend of mine told me about these Fortune Cookies that she had found a few days ago, but I couldn't find them anywhere!
I'm a really sucker when it comes to playing these silly games!
I just love them!
OHHHH I wanna play this game too cute!! And as usual you ARE A RIOT!!
It would be really fun to read what others could come up with on these!!
I want the uncut version! ;) *wink wink*
Love these Daff! ASSHAT is my favorite!
I love these!
You are clever lady:)
inspirational as always!
I like the fortune cookies....but i must admit, they make me a little hungry, i'm one of those freaks who actually eats the damn thing after i crack it open.
:)
~hl~
Ha ha! Love the twinkie one!!
I am currently a fan of the fortune cookie.
I have a pretty weird way of eating mine.
That's what she said.
Geez...
Oh, I have to steal the 68, owe you one.
My husband will love that. *snicker*
Asshat just makes me laugh. So do the corresponding visuals. Depending on the ass, the hats could be quite spectacular.
Oooh. I like these. Definitely keep this meme going.
Those beat the usual crap that comes out of cookies!
I love fortune cookies-- I love the cookie itself, I love the random message, and I love this generator!!!! Make this a MckLinky next week, will ya?
~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom
Totally had to play along. Those are hilarious, Daffy!
http://fairytaleforgotten.blogspot.com/2010/01/fortune.html
think i'll go crap in my sock now.
those are great! can't wait to read next friday's!
HAAA!! any excuse to crap in a sock is fine by me! but i happen to love these daff! super fun! the old guy at the chinese restaurant we go to likes to give me dirty fortune cookies...last time mine said 'doesn't this cookie look like a vagina?' HAA!! and come to think of it...
Love it!
Asshat. Awesome. Am going to try and think of ways to incorporate this into my vocabulary.
It took me a second with the 68, but that's hysterical. That one for the husband... ;-)
Hope you have a great weekend!
Haha I love the unhygenic one. Great way to start the morning.
Well that and the tea I'm nursing.. great way to start the morning.
lol - love the last one. Hubby has poisoned me with his damn head cold, I'm thinkin of trying to flush it out with vodka...
Oh - I LOVE these!!
But now Im craving chinese food....... lol
freaking love them!
Crap I guess it's going to be a week straight of drinking. Hmmm wonder if I should let the kids out. What they are in a Wii coma and have had cookies? Momma needs another drink ... LOL
Those are soooo cool!! I love the 68 one!
Ooo....I love me some fortune cookies! This looks like fun. Yes, please keep imparting you snarky duckalicious wisdom with us!
Still love ASSHAT
This is the most wonderful thing I've seen all day. Asshat is one of my most favorite things to call people, so I have to say that one is my fave.
These are great.
68? and I owe ya one?? Bwahahahaha
Yep. This is a keeper. Loves it!
Love it, Daffy! I didn't do it yesterday b/c I didn't know we were going ahead with it. Will fo sho do it next week!
How's the monitor going, or are you done w/ it already?
Heading to Sesame Street Live, will write more later!
Too funny! Mmmm, Twinkies.
Love Love Love them!!!
Those are great..Of course there had to be Asshat! Watch out or it will end up on real fortune cookies.
Those were awesome! I especially like the one about the 68! I may have to try that on my hubby! LOL
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