Tuesday, December 15, 2009

It's Tuesday - STICK IT

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Savor the addiction, Duckalicious style...













42 comments:

Evonne said...

I hate my WalMart - everyone in there has a bah humbug attitude. All year long!

My son took a bottle at 15 mos. Who cares! I doubt she'll go off top kindergarten with it.

Carol said...

I love Kitchen Fairies! I have one that visits often.

I so want to try a throat chop! Kicked plenty of shins in my day...

BigSis said...

Nothing is as funny as a kid vommiting on Dad. Unless, of course, they pee on him!

adrienzgirl said...

You have a kitchen fairy? Luckiest bitch evah!

ScourgeoftheEarthLifeForceSuckingCestPoolFromHell = WalMart

Ed Adams said...

I didn't get the Gas one.

In some states, it doesn't matter where Jurisdiction is. They can still bust you.

Travis said...

I too, did not get the gas one at first.

However, I got it, then laughed, because people are stupid.

Maybe I'M stupid.

Anyway, send that fairy my way after you get done with him.

Ahem. Kitchen fairy.

Moooooog35 said...

Oh, see?

Soulmates.

I yell, "DUDE..LITTLE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT!!"

Seriously. Just fucking GO already.

Dual Mom said...

All three of mine still took a bottle at 15 months. Of course I also slept them on their stomachs as babies, so apparently I'm a really bad mama.

I want a kitchen fairy. Any type of fairy really...

Two Normal Moms said...

So people have forgotten how to drive everywhere, eh? They are either under the speed limit or cutting me off. I just want them to GET OUT OF MY WAY! So yep, I've got a Gas Is On The Right sticky today, too!
***Ally

Ed Adams said...

OHHHHHH, Gas PEDAL is on the right.

I see now.

I was confused because my truck only has one pedal.

And it's the GO pedal.

And it's in the middle.

HeatherLynn said...

Oh, I totally agree about the non-holiday line needed at walmart.

Lucky for me, i work right next door to one, so generally, if you pop over on an early lunch break, you are less likely to run into holiday shoppers....as the rest of them are at work like you are.

come to think of it, I'm nearly out of deodorant...thanks for the reminder!

~hl~

carissajaded said...

I need a kitchen fairy! I guess I kind of have my gay roommate, but he's likes to rub it in my face when he does all the kitchen work!

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

My 16 month old still NURSES at night. Ha. Yep. I'm one of those...

Just Another Momma said...

Walmart = death. We only go there if we want to be trampled by a wild bunch of maniacs during this time of year also I really do need a kitchen fairy!

Manic Mommy Meg said...

Great Post its! Love the slow poke drivers ones! Im 100% you on that one!

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

I am SOOOOOOOOO glad I don't have to work at target anymore! I totally get why those folks have the bah-humbug attitude. Seriously. Yes, you may be a nice person but the 50 dolts I dealt with before you made me be not so joyful to you, sorry! lol

Oh and I am so not a super mom, but my titays are being held hostage by my 23 month old...with no end in sight *sigh*

Tiffany said...

Can't stand when people get all up in your child raising business!! Seriously, people, don't worry about why my kid is drinking from the bottle and go mind your own!

the end.

Mommy Lisa said...

:) These made me smile - and NO ONE should tell anyone how to parent. ;)

Except someone maybe should have a talk with Jon Gosslien....

Working Mommy said...

Oh Wal-mart...how I love to hate thee!!

~WM

Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL Walmart yup have to go there tonight .. Oh JOY!

Super mom here has no comment every ... LOL Love ya and girlie needs what she needs! Anybody want a piece of me ... believe me my backside has much to give ... LOL

Nancy Campbell said...

Yeah, we haven't taken Joel off the bottle train either. The boy needs his junk or he gets twitchy. Maybe after New Year's... (he's 16 months old).

Corrie Howe said...

My two favs today?

Baby Girl throwing up on daddy and the sheriff not in our jursidiction.

I'm all the way at the bottom of your blog and see all these different ducks. Reminds me of the family orthodontist, with a million frogs in his office.

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

I hate haing to run to Walmart for one or to things....total crazy!

Hillbilly Duhn said...

I fired my kitchen fairy for watching t.v. while washing dishes and leaving some crumbs of food on what she "Claimed" was clean plates. Stupid fairy anyway...

Kelly said...

Bottle at 15 months? That's nothing, I'm still nursing at 25 months!

Slow drivers annoy the crap outta me too.

blueviolet said...

I love your separate Walmart entrance idea!

A woman's got to get her sleep. No judgment from me on bottles at any age. ;)

Mandi said...

OMG yes. I need a "Bahumbug Entrance" at all my local stores right about now!

Bombshell BLISS said...

I used to tell people....whatever he hasn't given up by the time he's an adult, I'm sure the Marines will break him of it.

Seems to have worked, he is 24 and not nursing anymore....although he did marry a woman with huge boobs.

Jen said...

Please send the kitchen fairy this way. My kid took a bottle at night until she was three, don't sweat it.

Shell said...

I'm cracking up at the thought of your little one throwing up on your husband.

My husband took our oldest to his aunt's house and called me as they were on the way to tell me that our son was throwing up and wanting to know what he should do about it. I couldn't stop laughing.

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

hey girl - SO IS MY BABY - SHE IS 15 MTHS OLD, SHE TAKES A BOTTLE AND A BINKIE AND SHE WAKES UP TWO TIMES AT LEAST TWO TIMES EVERY NIGHT. SUCK IT PEOPLE. SUCK IT.

Mrsblogalot said...

I'm way over 300 months and I still take a bottle at night!

G-Zell said...

Totally hate going to walmart for the freakn reason. Submit that will ya!!!

Send the fairy to my house and while they are at it clean the rest of the house while I blog K? LOL

Kyiah still takes a bottle.... year and a half..... been trying .... I can tell she is going to be a little beotch when she is a teenager never listeningto what I say..... LOL....

Noelle said...

kitchen fairy...i'd settle for a toilet cleaning fairy. or a laundry folding fairy. or a fairy that could help me pick out clothes and do my hair. whatever. it's just becoming very clear that i need some kind of fairy in my life.

Aunt Juicebox said...

I order my deodorant online. And man, I tell you what, lately even that clinical strength stuff isn't enough. I mean, whew! I smella lika man. Been wondering if it's early menopause. Just fyi. =P

kys said...

Daffy-

There's nothing wrong with a 15 mth old drinking from a bottle. As long as she is wearing high heels.

Yours Truly,

Suri Cruise

kcgirlgeek said...

Hey...hey...how come YOU have a kitchen fairy? I've been really really good this year. I guess kitchen fairies don't have the same requirements as Santa. :(

Well...I'm happy for YOU, anyway! ;)

P.S.: Your daughter is already learning the meaning of loyalty in the "sisterhood," good for her! May she uhm..."puke onward"...as she strives forward with the cause of equality!

The Peach Tart said...

It was frightening at Walmart yesterday.

Raoulysgirl said...

Couldn't you have just summed the last one up as...

"Dear Other Mothers...Don't judge, bitches."

That woulda worked.

Quixotic said...

bwah ha ha! This is the main reason (bar the money one of course) hubby refuses to buy me a 4WD with a bullbar - he reckons I'll step up from just yelling "Hey Granma, it's the pedal on the right!" to actually just ramming my way through traffic. I can neither confirm nor deny this.

ScoMan said...

You guys really have cops who have no jurisdiction in certain places? That rules!

Alex said...

Holy shit why even bother posting a comment when you have 41 already.