I hate my WalMart - everyone in there has a bah humbug attitude. All year long!My son took a bottle at 15 mos. Who cares! I doubt she'll go off top kindergarten with it.
I love Kitchen Fairies! I have one that visits often.I so want to try a throat chop! Kicked plenty of shins in my day...
Nothing is as funny as a kid vommiting on Dad. Unless, of course, they pee on him!
You have a kitchen fairy? Luckiest bitch evah!ScourgeoftheEarthLifeForceSuckingCestPoolFromHell = WalMart
I didn't get the Gas one.In some states, it doesn't matter where Jurisdiction is. They can still bust you.
I too, did not get the gas one at first. However, I got it, then laughed, because people are stupid. Maybe I'M stupid. Anyway, send that fairy my way after you get done with him. Ahem. Kitchen fairy.
Oh, see?Soulmates.I yell, "DUDE..LITTLE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT!!"Seriously. Just fucking GO already.
All three of mine still took a bottle at 15 months. Of course I also slept them on their stomachs as babies, so apparently I'm a really bad mama.I want a kitchen fairy. Any type of fairy really...
So people have forgotten how to drive everywhere, eh? They are either under the speed limit or cutting me off. I just want them to GET OUT OF MY WAY! So yep, I've got a Gas Is On The Right sticky today, too!***Ally
OHHHHHH, Gas PEDAL is on the right.I see now.I was confused because my truck only has one pedal.And it's the GO pedal.And it's in the middle.
Oh, I totally agree about the non-holiday line needed at walmart.Lucky for me, i work right next door to one, so generally, if you pop over on an early lunch break, you are less likely to run into holiday shoppers....as the rest of them are at work like you are.come to think of it, I'm nearly out of deodorant...thanks for the reminder!~hl~
I need a kitchen fairy! I guess I kind of have my gay roommate, but he's likes to rub it in my face when he does all the kitchen work!
My 16 month old still NURSES at night. Ha. Yep. I'm one of those...
Walmart = death. We only go there if we want to be trampled by a wild bunch of maniacs during this time of year also I really do need a kitchen fairy!
Great Post its! Love the slow poke drivers ones! Im 100% you on that one!
I am SOOOOOOOOO glad I don't have to work at target anymore! I totally get why those folks have the bah-humbug attitude. Seriously. Yes, you may be a nice person but the 50 dolts I dealt with before you made me be not so joyful to you, sorry! lol Oh and I am so not a super mom, but my titays are being held hostage by my 23 month old...with no end in sight *sigh*
Can't stand when people get all up in your child raising business!! Seriously, people, don't worry about why my kid is drinking from the bottle and go mind your own!the end.
:) These made me smile - and NO ONE should tell anyone how to parent. ;)Except someone maybe should have a talk with Jon Gosslien....
Oh Wal-mart...how I love to hate thee!!~WM
LOL Walmart yup have to go there tonight .. Oh JOY!Super mom here has no comment every ... LOL Love ya and girlie needs what she needs! Anybody want a piece of me ... believe me my backside has much to give ... LOL
Yeah, we haven't taken Joel off the bottle train either. The boy needs his junk or he gets twitchy. Maybe after New Year's... (he's 16 months old).
My two favs today?Baby Girl throwing up on daddy and the sheriff not in our jursidiction.I'm all the way at the bottom of your blog and see all these different ducks. Reminds me of the family orthodontist, with a million frogs in his office.
I hate haing to run to Walmart for one or to things....total crazy!
I fired my kitchen fairy for watching t.v. while washing dishes and leaving some crumbs of food on what she "Claimed" was clean plates. Stupid fairy anyway...
Bottle at 15 months? That's nothing, I'm still nursing at 25 months! Slow drivers annoy the crap outta me too.
I love your separate Walmart entrance idea! A woman's got to get her sleep. No judgment from me on bottles at any age. ;)
OMG yes. I need a "Bahumbug Entrance" at all my local stores right about now!
I used to tell people....whatever he hasn't given up by the time he's an adult, I'm sure the Marines will break him of it.Seems to have worked, he is 24 and not nursing anymore....although he did marry a woman with huge boobs.
Please send the kitchen fairy this way. My kid took a bottle at night until she was three, don't sweat it.
I'm cracking up at the thought of your little one throwing up on your husband. My husband took our oldest to his aunt's house and called me as they were on the way to tell me that our son was throwing up and wanting to know what he should do about it. I couldn't stop laughing.
hey girl - SO IS MY BABY - SHE IS 15 MTHS OLD, SHE TAKES A BOTTLE AND A BINKIE AND SHE WAKES UP TWO TIMES AT LEAST TWO TIMES EVERY NIGHT. SUCK IT PEOPLE. SUCK IT.
I'm way over 300 months and I still take a bottle at night!
Totally hate going to walmart for the freakn reason. Submit that will ya!!!Send the fairy to my house and while they are at it clean the rest of the house while I blog K? LOLKyiah still takes a bottle.... year and a half..... been trying .... I can tell she is going to be a little beotch when she is a teenager never listeningto what I say..... LOL....
kitchen fairy...i'd settle for a toilet cleaning fairy. or a laundry folding fairy. or a fairy that could help me pick out clothes and do my hair. whatever. it's just becoming very clear that i need some kind of fairy in my life.
I order my deodorant online. And man, I tell you what, lately even that clinical strength stuff isn't enough. I mean, whew! I smella lika man. Been wondering if it's early menopause. Just fyi. =P
Daffy-There's nothing wrong with a 15 mth old drinking from a bottle. As long as she is wearing high heels. Yours Truly, Suri Cruise
Hey...hey...how come YOU have a kitchen fairy? I've been really really good this year. I guess kitchen fairies don't have the same requirements as Santa. :(Well...I'm happy for YOU, anyway! ;)P.S.: Your daughter is already learning the meaning of loyalty in the "sisterhood," good for her! May she uhm..."puke onward"...as she strives forward with the cause of equality!
It was frightening at Walmart yesterday.
Couldn't you have just summed the last one up as... "Dear Other Mothers...Don't judge, bitches."That woulda worked.
bwah ha ha! This is the main reason (bar the money one of course) hubby refuses to buy me a 4WD with a bullbar - he reckons I'll step up from just yelling "Hey Granma, it's the pedal on the right!" to actually just ramming my way through traffic. I can neither confirm nor deny this.
You guys really have cops who have no jurisdiction in certain places? That rules!
Holy shit why even bother posting a comment when you have 41 already.
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