~Classy is...sneaking shots of tequila whilst sitting on the can or side of tub. Especially when company is visiting.
~When thee is in doubt, kick his ass anyway.
~If thee two-corner workith, they business will double.
~Girl with brass balls need reinforced purse straps (*Coach/DG/Marc Jacobs please take note)
~Lacking tact would be asking your boss who's peter he sucked to aquire his job. Not a point in your favor.
~Skinny people ticketh thy offith. Especially when spewing stupidity such as "You know, I sometimes forget to eat". I have often forgotten my address, my telephone number, my cars keys and my insulin, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
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I love that Charlie Brown picture!!
Charlie cracked me up!
I have been too busy to eat, too mad to eat...but I have NEVER forgotten to eat. That is lame. Me and my butt wish I could forget about food, but I love it.
....whose peter he sucked to acquire his job
You crack me up....so funny.
Awwwwwww....Charles & Snoop! Ya gotta love any post that starts out with those two....
Lovin the last one....NOBODY forgets to EAT! that's just ludicrous!
~hl~
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I'll have to remember that about the job....don't suck the boss off...
Bitch please! Bwahahahahaha!
Special kind of stupid! *evil snicker*
I think I will have to do a post of special kind of stupid! :D
Love this, love you, Love everything!
We will be watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving later today, thanks 4 the reminder!
And Duckalicious, PUH-LEEZ! You are one of those skinny peeps you mention, so I don't wanna hear it.
I don't ever forget to eat, either. ANd tomorrow is going to be bad. Real, real BAD. Pie.
See ladies, you could learn a thing or two from your boss.
You will get ahead faster if you sucked on more balls.
I'm available for a small fee if you want to hone your skills.
That promotion could be minutes away!
Special kind of stupid - love it!
June might skip a meal every once in a while in lieu of a cocktail...
Mooog35 - you say it with such class. Women will be lining up at the door for this opportunity to hone their skills.
Love love love Charlie Brown and this had me laughing so hard.
hehehe the boss
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
I love the Charlie Brown picture. LMAO! Have a great Thanksgiving!
freakin skinny girls. sometimes i just want to tie one down and force feed her krispy kremes...
Mooooog takes too long. You're promotion over here could be SECONDS away!!!
I like the one about forgetting to eat.
I haven't eaten in 12 years.
Yeah, I got stung by a bee.
I think that kind of class starts with a K, right? I had a special picture on my blog for you today...
If he only knew how sexy he really was, that Charlie.
Classy...is also when, while working in a liquor store, you sneak to the bathroom and do a shot of whatever's cheapest, because it's been that kind of day.
Not that I would know, of course.
The Peanuts cartoon made me snort! I love a good snort in the morning!
And really, who does forget to eat?! I'd forget to breathe before I forget to eat, seriously!
Gotta love Charlie Brown. He's the little boy in me. Neither of us gets any respect.
I can't say that I've ever forgotten to eat, but I have been so busy at work that I just didn't get around to it.
Enjoy the holidays!
I did actually once ask a man whose "peter" he sucked to get his job. He wasn't technically my boss, but I did report to him from time to time AND he was totally incompetent...
Blahith, blahith, blahith....
Words of Wisdom from the Duck.
Like you've never sucked a peter to get what you've wanted.
Love the picture and the quotes are great too.
They provide us with something we can all use everyday of our lives.
LOL Charlie comic cracked me up.
Just discovered your blog...love it, very entertaining! Will definitely be back regularly! :)
WHO forgets to eat? I agree - people that say that make me want to choke them.
Gotta go, lunch is calling. And I think I ate 'brunch' about 90 minutes ago...
***Ally
I cannot STAND people who do not eat. People who can hang for an entire day and go 8 HOURS without sustenance?? Um, no. I cannot be friends with those folks. It's a matter of health!
HA! I loved that cartoon. Bitch please! Happy thanksgiving :-)
Sorry to be so stupid, but what is a 'two corner' and why would three work?
Also, "Lacking tact would be asking your boss who's peter he sucked to aquire his job. Not a point in your favor." You could also add the telling him that you could suck it better and would just to get your bosses job wouldn't be too cool either.
Yay for tequila!
Though that occasionally does lead to peter sucking...ha ha ha
special kind of stupid is so very awesome!
Too much Shakesphear at work? well done. well done.
Love the first one...have thought about doing this at times
Love the picture! Hate people who forget to eat.
First off love that cartoon! You know it girl were bring sexy back! As I sit her in my robe and slippers and hair looking like a rats nest!!!
forget to eat WTF??? I'm sorry that is like forgetting to drink coffee or have a drink when in the bathroom while I hide in the tub hoping no one finds me!
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