~Classy is...sneaking shots of tequila whilst sitting on the can or side of tub. Especially when company is visiting.
~When thee is in doubt, kick his ass anyway.
~If thee two-corner workith, they business will double.
~Girl with brass balls need reinforced purse straps (*Coach/DG/Marc Jacobs please take note)
~Lacking tact would be asking your boss who's peter he sucked to aquire his job. Not a point in your favor.
~Skinny people ticketh thy offith. Especially when spewing stupidity such as "You know, I sometimes forget to eat". I have often forgotten my address, my telephone number, my cars keys and my insulin, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.