Convos From The Hood.
There is rarely a dull moment when one works in an inner city high school. I'm fortunate that I don't feel the need for a flak jacket and Rambo to provide some 'cover' while I sprint from my car, HK 9mm in hand, to the school building. This convo took place last Friday which was the last day of the first grading quarter in our district. For most classes it was a 'catch up day'. This particular senior level class finds most students on top of their assignments so we had some goof around time....
Marcus to Daffy: "...you know, you just gotta leave yo man. You should tell him at dinner tonight."
D: *laughing* Marcus, doll, you couldn’t afford me. But thanks *big grin*
M: Well…(glancing at my hand…) I couldn’t afford that ring you gots but you can bring it wit chew. I got a job. I can take you to the best thrift stores in town.
D: …falling off chair laughing…seriously…tears streaming down face….
M: Seriously! I have a house and everything!
D: I don’t want to live with your parents Marcus. Living with the inlaws? FAIL!
M: No, its MY house…..(I raise my eyebrows)….I just share it with my mom and dad.
D: Right, like I said – I don’t do living with the folks.
M: It all good – they work the night shift.
D: more laughing…a little snorting…cough….bwwahhaaaaaa
M: For real! I got a car too.
D: Really? (…Marcus says…mmmhmmmm….) What kind?
M: Uh…..Mercedes! (D- raises eyebrows)…an S500! No, wait, its an SL500.
D: Oh, so you can drive a stick? (M shaking his head…yup) Is it a 5 speed?
M: mmm…no….10 speed
D: ***snorting*** So it’s the kind you peddle?
M: …smiling….but you should see the seat on it! That shiz is PLUSH!
…few minutes later….
M: Hey Ms. Daffy, you been thinking about it? What are you doing? Writing all this down?
D:
**********Bell Ringing*****************
M: Seriously, Ms. Daffy....talk to him *winks at me*
36 comments:
Golden.
You need a video camera.
Not in a creepy way though. Geez.
LMAO - Oh my goodness.
Travis is right. You need a hidden video camera or a tape recorder!!! This is priceless!
I think that you should consider taking him up on his offer. He would probably even clean his room up for you.
Leigh
Sounds like a winner.
At least he didn't mention the Outdoor Channel.
Priceless!
Probably completely inappropriate of me to think so, but it's actually kinda touching, isn't it?!
Pearl
Wow, a house, a bike, and perhaps some gold teef? Duckalicious, I would pay big money to see you sportin' a grill and drinking from a PimP Cup!
Bwahahaha!
ROTFL! This is priceless! Nice to meetchu. x
Absolutely precious.
I know it may be awful to say - but it made me smile....in a sweet innocent kind of way...
bless his little heart!!!
AND what about you and your cougar self?!?! ;-)
HOT mama!!!!
Raaaarrrrrr
Tami G
hi.lar.i.ous!! Blogland does love it!!
A ten speed.....too much!!
He sounds like my kind of man. I am looking to trade up...send him my way!
Awwww...Everyone already took my response. Should've gotten here earlier. :-(
That shiz is plush!
Love it!
Shut the front door!!! That shiz is hilarious!!!! I'm LMAO!!!! I love your job!!!
yes you do need to vlog these conversations
that would be comedy gold
that's awesome! my husband works in a less than stellar high school as well and comes home with some really interesting (read: deranged) stories.
welllllll, at least you know you still got it with the younger ones :) that is funny
That's amazing! LOL. And I'm with Pearl, I think it's kinda sweet. I mean, he even said you could keep your ring. And what lady wouldn't want to ride on plush shiz? Seriously! ;)
Ah....good laugh today as usual. :D
Oh, what a great conversation. I love this. Made me laugh!
Pretty convincing offer there...
LOL!! Esp. that they suspected you were writing it down. They must never find your blog.
LOL!! Esp. that they suspected you were writing it down. They must never find your blog.
Hahaha I laughed pretty much right through. A proposal like that must be hard to turn down.
Ohh that is beautiful. Are you sure you don't want to share that seat with him? That shiz sounds tighhhhtt!
"I just share it with my mom and dad."
That's cute. REALLLLLLL cute.
All the thrift store shopping you could possibly dream of. Wow...there's a proposition no decent girl could turn down. I only had one person propose to me...and I accepted. How many do you get a year? LOL Holly at lifelaughlatte.blogspot.com
Daffy, another classic from the inner city. But, I'm wondering what it would have taken for him to sweep you off your feet.
LOL you're making me giggle so hard! If the kids only knew ... LOL :)
Well, at least you know you've got options!
Ya know whut they call a broad in that neighborhood whut wears a diamond ring?
Yeah.
STUMPY
AAAHHHH! He is so cute and sweet and all, makes me want to pop a cap in his ass.
Oh wow. Desperate much? Aw no that's so cute! Clearly you are loved at school =D
You've got a great sense of humor with these kids.
haha, love it! I'd love to see more convos like this. Living with parents FAIL made me laugh out loud!
BAHAHAHA I have got to say I followed a link and found you and now am HOOKED! This is just the most hilarious thing I have heard. Ahhh the joy of molding young minds and getting to peek at the effort they put into molding yours. lmao
now THAT sounds like an offer too good to refuse!
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